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Shit Tuck

When you pull your pants up after taking a shit and your shirt is still partially tucked in on one side.
James rushed out of the bathroom after taking a big shit, but before leaving, he noticed he had a severe shit tuck forcing him to untuck his shirt.
by SlimeyQ September 20, 2021
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shit-spewer

A widely used nickname for good old 45.
In every situation, at every opportunity, the Pinocchio President is showing himself to be a highly accomplished shit-spewer.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 21, 2019
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Passion shit

The kind of poop that either hurts so bad you want to cry, or It feels so relieving that you want to pray. Either way, you end up getting all emotional over it.
That burrito had clogged up my guts for 2 full days until I took that shirtless passion shit.
by cainraw December 11, 2009
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mustard shit

a shit with the color and texture of Dijon mustard
"Wow that really burns. Must of been a mustard shit"
by dibber88 November 29, 2009
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granny shit

The subgenre within the Beatles' repertoire of music created by Paul McCartney that causes the audio-visualization of embroideries, knitting, slippers, a fireplace, and an old woman listening to a record player. Songs by McCartney most known as "granny shit" include, but are not limited to: Fixing a Hole, Your Mother Should Know, and When I'm Sixty-Four.
Paul: Check out this song I just wrote. It's called Michelle.

John: Not this granny shit again, Paul. This better not become a thing.
by Alt_f420 June 17, 2020
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shit masher

When a person takes a dump in their hand then mashes into their beard enthusiastically.
I see Frank is growing a beard again, I bet that's so he can mash shit into it all day...he's such a dedicated shit masher!
by Fanny Worthington March 10, 2018
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Shit Bridge

A floating bridge of toilet paper keeping your shit dry created by clogging a toilet with a whole roll of toilet paper then taking a dump on top of the toilet paper bridge.
The janitors were real pissed off today. Someone created a shit bridge in the bathroom and they had to use a shovel to clear it out!
by Sucio S October 21, 2011
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