He eats thunder and farts lightning.
The Big Bang? Chuck Norris had wind that day.
The reason why planet Pluto is so far away is because Chuck roundhouse kicked it.
When you dream about Chuck Norris, its no illusion, he's in your mind.
Back To The Future was a poor attempt at documenting Chuck Norris's time travelling adventures.
All of the above definitions are entirely false, Chuck Norris needs no description other than Chuck Norris.
He'll be here shortly to-.... ........
The Big Bang? Chuck Norris had wind that day.
The reason why planet Pluto is so far away is because Chuck roundhouse kicked it.
When you dream about Chuck Norris, its no illusion, he's in your mind.
Back To The Future was a poor attempt at documenting Chuck Norris's time travelling adventures.
All of the above definitions are entirely false, Chuck Norris needs no description other than Chuck Norris.
He'll be here shortly to-.... ........
by X-waves-of-distortion-X December 19, 2009
Get the Chuck Norrismug. 1. geologists and vulcanologist discover a new fact, that in mountaintop of Eyjafjallajökull - Chuck Norris was burn a marshmellow and magma as the mayo for his breakfast.
2. when Chuck Norris fart, each and every aircraft will be affected by turbulence.
3. Chuck Norris could make soprano voice of Celine Dion became alto by saying the word "kick".
4. when he's still serving for United State Air Force in Korea, Chuck Norris controlling the F-105D from the ground - like a kite.
2. when Chuck Norris fart, each and every aircraft will be affected by turbulence.
3. Chuck Norris could make soprano voice of Celine Dion became alto by saying the word "kick".
4. when he's still serving for United State Air Force in Korea, Chuck Norris controlling the F-105D from the ground - like a kite.
by Lone Wolf McQuade May 16, 2010
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by Chelsea Fraind April 2, 2008
Get the Chuck Norrismug. by the-redneck-from-hell March 19, 2009
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I can't believe this is actually happening still, its a never ending drama these days, I'm out of options dude." --Friend says, "Looks like you need a Chuck Norris intervention.
by chaibot175 January 9, 2011
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by Chun Kuk Do December 28, 2010
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