alaskan whistleblower

Where you cum inside a girls mouth and tape her mouth shut and wait for her to sneeze

Bro! I gave her an alaskan whistleblower last night!

by Zachary Kelly September 25, 2016

alaska native

The proud native peoples of alaska, Eskimo, Athabascan, tlinkigt(sp?)Inuit and Aleut. Many live in villages and live a subsistence (grocery store is the woods) lifestlye with proud elders and oral tradition. Many live in towns populated with whites/ living a not so proud existence, alcoholism is rampant, the young males of this species are prone to actin like they all hard and shit, dressing like negroes and acting as such. The females are extremley easy and quite unfortunate inn appearance.(Big assed torsos flat assand skinny legs Whilst quite knowlegeable in outdoor persuits, the lack the skills to achive any noticeable quality of life in white society therefore most are in jail. Most culture and history is being lost on the new generation due to tv and internet and video games. If your a white man dont bring yo ass to the villages; you are sure to get your shit tossed, unless you have came to sell your $11 dollar bottle of Rich & Rare canadian whiskey (r&r as its better known)for $80 so said natives can better facilitate domestic violence. also called natives, na-tuff

tourist: honey look at the native coming down the street, i wonder if he can tell us anything about this place
Alaska native to rich white tourists: hey, you got cigarrette?
tourist:no we dont smoke
Alaska native:..........you got ciggarette?
(white people get jumped for not giving a ciggarette to drunken native)

by SKI-MO February 21, 2012

Alaskan Crockpot

Begins by first slapping your lover across the face with a frozen salmon, followed by a crockpot.

Damn. LayJah gave her man one helluva Alaskan Crockpot.

by Desi Dukes July 9, 2017

Thou Needn’t Wear a Mask

When a head of state is against the use of masks in public in response to widespread violent protests in their land, so that the police could identify and arrest the rioters; or in case any public mask hoarding could deprive hospitals of them—either situation contradicts public health measures in a pandemic.

During the coronavirus crisis, the implicit “Thou needn’t wear a mask” message only raises panic in the population that there aren’t enough masks available for everyone.

by MathPlus April 9, 2021

Alaskan Snowtube

When a shit is taken on a girl's chest, then put in the freezer and frozen then used to "bang her like a dildo"

She was banged by an alaskan snowtube

by Xior October 28, 2008

Alaskan pipeline

When you take a condom shit in it, freeze it and use it as a dildo

Me girlfriend wanted to get crazy but we didn't have a dildo so we made an alaskan pipeline

by Dtrock3 December 20, 2010

Alaskan Bull Worm

When a person sits on a woman's vagina and takes a dump in her vag. When the shitter is finished, the woman pushes out the feces into the other persons anus. This goes on forever.

No milk for me today, gotta be solid for the Alaskan bull worm my wife and I are having tonight.

by Tbologna November 30, 2016