Squirrel Hunter

Someone who has a bad lazy eye giving them the ability to see the trees ,and ground as they walk.

Wow did you see that Squirrel Hunter.

Person 2: Yeah! i couldn't tell who she was looking at.

by blaytard November 2, 2021

firehouse squirrel

A person that lives at multiple firehouse in an effort to actually make it above the poverty line in the EMS world. Normally they are EMTs, but paramedics and firefighters have been know to adapt this behavior in lower paying arenas.

Also; when a rival fire company takes a call out of district. The would not be dispatched on the initial call, but would mysteriously appear as "the closest unit." When confronted; the normal response is: " well, we gotta eat, too!"

Damn firehouse squirrels.

C15 totally squirreled that call.

Get out of our district you damn squirrels.

I'm just a squirrel looking for a nut!

by Wayward EMT May 3, 2016

zombie squirrel

A brainless definition that your dad uses to describe your harry armpits

Typical an old guy named Eugene says stupid shit like this.

Hey son what's show me your zombie squirrel

by Gene double hockey sticks September 22, 2020

squirrel tricking

Act of injuring oneself while having sex.

Bob had a bad limp, possible caused by squirrel tricking that nasty broad last night.

by Machetebill December 8, 2013

Squirrel Vernacular

Adorable onomatopoeia. Seriously, does everything have to be gross or offensive?

He spoke French - such an ugly language. She spake in the Squirrel Vernacular. Adorable.

by HiFalootin November 8, 2011

the squirrel technique

(v.) when you get your balls/nuts shoved into one's mouth and they "stash it for winter".

"I told her I wanted a blow job, but she decided to give me the squirrel technique."

by reaper_ February 2, 2024

mouldy squirrel

A red squirrel that lives in a lady's foof and is therefore mouldy from the moistness

Are you going to wash your mouldy squirrel

by Scabby crow iv August 18, 2017