your mom

its a word you use to joke with your friend

Sarah: im so hungry

Clarissa: thats what your mom said to me last night

Julia : my butt hurts

Clarissa: thats what your mom said

by dieznutsinyou September 11, 2022

Your mom

Bitch

Bitch is your mom and your mom is a bitch and it looks like candice.

by anonymous December 26, 2021

Your mom

The person who gave birth to you and hopefully raised you to be the person you are today or it can be used as a smart ass response to someone.

Hey dude who are you doing this weekend? Probably no one am I right! *laughs*
Actually I am, your mom

by Eoz the sniper March 17, 2019

Your Mom

Noun: The Person Who Is Your Mother
Verb: A very overused comeback, mainly used by not intelligent children.

Person 1: Bro… You are Ugly.
Person 2: Your Mom!

by Roomieofficial November 13, 2022

Not your mom

Yeah, no shit. My mom's not a filth-slut.

Filth-slut "I'm not your mom!"

Hym "Why would I, a genius and the greatest mind who has ever lived, confuse you with my mother? Are you calling my mom a filth-slut?"

by Hym Iam February 10, 2025

your mom

when someone like a friend,teacher, or parent ask what you are doing or ask a question you always say "your mom" in the sentence

john-"what did u eat last night"
you- "your mom"

by i have your mom March 12, 2018

Your mom

What I did last night

-What did you do last night?
-Your mom

by Doritowheelchair April 27, 2022