You're Mine song

Hi, I'm Baldi! Nice to meet ya
Fuck me in the ass and call me Patricia
Book's your game? Just shout my name
When you let me use my whip
So that's one book right but you're all wrong
You haven't even let me use my thong
While I sing you this song, it goes, "Ding-dong"
Like the door I open on you
Here's a tip, abandon ship
Or you're gonna see me campfire willy
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Welcome to my hooker palace)
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Please don't leave, I have no friends)
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Let's go camping, let me touch ya)
Oh, oh, oh, hi there (Haha, I tied you up)
Every boy and girl, come dance around
Let's get an orgy started
Get the Bully's fists and the skipping rope
We'll fill your asshole with it
Gonna make it rain Coca-Cola
Gonna send you right back to detention
Pay attention to my dick's ascension
Sixteen bits of dodgy tension
You cry, I just hit harder
You're wrong, I'll speed up faster
I rigged this for my pleasure
In this classroom, I'm the master
Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
I'm gonna make you scared of me
Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
You're my ecstasy
(insert the rest of the lyrics)

Hey bro have you listened to the You're Mine song by DAGames?
Oh yeah its so good, it goes like Hi, I'm Baldi! Nice to meet ya
Fuck me in the ass and call me Patricia
Book's your game? Just shout my name
When you let me use my whip
So that's one book right but you're all wrong
You haven't even let me use my thong
right?

by AwesomeAlexTheReal5914 May 26, 2024

You're not being paid!?

NO! Can you believe it!? I'm giving out free advertisements. Dishing out snappy one-liners. Changing lives and inspiring millions...... And I might have created a money generator and conquered China...

Salma Hayek "You're not being paid!?"

Hym "No! It's lame! But seriously, if Netflix wants some more free money, you seriously need to find whoever has the rights to Hajime no Ippo, BUY IT FROM THEM IMMEDIATELY, and then reboot the series the way you did with Baki the grappler! There's so much money to be made there. It's such a good show!"

by Hym Iam August 4, 2023

What you're doing

I made you feel bad and now you want me to feel bad.

Hym "Except I didn't molest a retard or rape anybody. I have nothing to feel bad about. Kendra, on the otherhand, does. I won't ever be sorry. Whether or not I get the credit I deserve isn't contingent on that but whether or not a little girl gets to experience fat-cock bliss is. What I did instead was create AI and become the greatest writer who has ever lived. What you're doing is taking revenge on someone who didn't accost you and it reeks of someone who got raped and is fucked in the head because of it. And now that all those kids are dead explicitly because of you, you're worse than literally any rapist. You're like a mass murder who also manufactured a mental illness."

by Hym Iam March 2, 2025

you'r

the correct spelling of "your" or "you're"

guy 1: "your ugly"
guy 2: "its you'r dumbass"

by 0oiejr3ikg October 3, 2020

You're moms face

A legendary insult. If it was a pokemon card, people would give you 27346289764387$ for it. This amazing comeback is so amazing because it can be used in any situation. This comeback will kill your opponents sometimes because they want to die after hearing this extreme insult. So use it very carefully, and while you say it close your ears so you don't die as well.

You're moms face: A legendary insult. If it was a pokemon card, people would give you 27346289764387$ for it. This amazing comeback is so amazing because it can be used in any situation. This comeback will kill your opponents sometimes because they want to die after hearing this extreme insult. So use it very carefully, and while you say it close your ears so you don't die as well.
You: stop pushing me
Bully: you're useless and weak
You: well... well... uhhhh
Bully: don't have a comeback do you loser? Give me twenty dollars or else I'll beat you up.
You: no! I only have 25$ and I need to buy stuff at the store.
Bully: you're poor loser
You: uhhh... SO DOES YOUR MOM *while covering his ears for safety purposes of course*
Bully: * screaming, blood coming out of his ears*
You: *running away* haha loser
Bully: *dies*

by TrecherousTreche January 3, 2019

you're done dennis

A term represented when someone is "done" or "beat" needs to be exasperated via a raspy voice otherwise it is not as effective.

*Dennis talks*

Mr Richy Rich: "YOU'RE DONE DENNIS. YA DONE.

by Dennislovesmrrich March 9, 2014

You're A Slave to History

A term used by individuals who are malding in order to project their own problems and actions onto others.

You're A Slave to History. Even after calamity, you fight against the only order that can guarantee the safety of your people. You, solely are responsible for this.

by LaVacaPolaka June 8, 2025