You're Gal

The equivalent of you're momma in jokes for circles with deceased mothers.

You're Gal so fat the horse on her Jordache looks real.

by Fistwizard November 14, 2022

You're not Elon

Why would I want to be? He's a 50 year old retard who did not create AI.

A retard "You're not Elon."

Hym "I know..."

by Hym Iam March 22, 2025

You're not

You did less.

Hym "Then I guess your younger self looks up to overpaid internet panhandlers. Otherwise... You're not. And I actually didn't want to be the creator of AI when I grew up. I just did it at a whim and it was easy."

by Hym Iam July 18, 2025

Lying to yourself about what you're doing to you can say I can't defeat God/Escape Hell

Lose the game you're trying to play or lose a child. Now.

Hym "Lying to yourself about what you're doing to you can say I can't defeat God/Escape Hell."

by Hym Iam July 14, 2025

you'r

the correct spelling of "your" or "you're"

guy 1: "your ugly"
guy 2: "its you'r dumbass"

by 0oiejr3ikg October 3, 2020

i know you're not laughing

Something annoying bitches say

*Laughs at someone's joke on twitter*

Random chick: "Ummm i know you're not laughing??!!"

by Boilundun54 April 3, 2023

You're going to regret this

What someone says to attempt to shy someone away from a decision they're about to make, especially one that's grandiose. This can be said whether this decision is simply something the person saying this phrase disagrees with, or if it's actually bad. Ironically enough, after saying this, the person who is being targeted with this phrase oftentimes never actually regrets anything.

Person 1: JESUS CHRIST. YOU'RE A STUPID CRYBABY. I REGRET EVER CROSSING PATHS WITH YOU. WE'RE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE.
Person 2: Oh yeah? Just you wait! You're going to regret this!

by an extremely depressed bandu October 29, 2022