AKA majestic rizz, this is a condition that only 1 in 10,000 males possess the genetic code for. This type of rizz can be fatal if not exercised with self-control. Mythical rizz can cause women to fall in love at the snap of a finger. The special men who have mythical rizz abilities often must wear sunglasses or masks to cover their identity. When such a man does not cover himself, he has to deal with hundreds of women and even men throwing themselves at him daily.
Everyone thinks having mythical rizz is a dream come true. But for me, it's made my life a living hell. I can't walk 10 feet without a woman offering me hawk tuah. I really don't wish this upon my worst enemy.
by I Thik U Stupid December 08, 2024
A combination nonsensical sentence meant to satirize the slang of late gen z/gen alpha. In context could be positive or negative. Synonymous to ridiculous, malarkey, wild, interesting. A versatile sentence.
That is not very skibidi rizz slay pop of you.
by 76bugbites July 11, 2024
by Hoboblokin June 17, 2023
Rizz Sabotage is when you ask your friend to help you become closer with your crush that you've been eyeing up, but your friend is a dickhead and sends your crush Mugs (ugly pictures) of you. Or something similar to that.
Person 1: Bro I asked Quandale to help me get this leng girl I've been trying to get to know, but he just added her on snapchat and sent her mugs of me as well as told her that I liked her.
Person 2: Bro you can NOT be having that level of Rizz Sabotage, you need to bang him up.
Person 2: Bro you can NOT be having that level of Rizz Sabotage, you need to bang him up.
by Rizz Emperor December 02, 2022
level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad
Person A: level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad
Person B: Okay son, can you please stop smoking pure colombian heroin?
Person B: Okay son, can you please stop smoking pure colombian heroin?
by kisuuuuuu January 02, 2024
level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad
Person 1: level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad
Person 2: kys ni
Person 2: kys ni
by kisuuuuuu December 23, 2023
level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad
level 5 gyat rizz livvy dune rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boad
by The real Benjamin Earthmover December 01, 2024