Teresa May

She my be a twat but she is DEFINITELY better than Boris Johnson.

The UK: Hey is that Teresa May?
Yes. It is.

The UK: I wish she were still prime minister. Boris Johnson is clueless. The geezer hasn't got a clue what he's doing..

by CancelBorisJohnson April 29, 2021

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May 2

the day the most silliest fool was born, the most rediculous clown known to man graced this earth on this day

today is may 2, let us rejoice in a moment of tomfoolery for the anniversary of the birth of the master of clown-foolery

by i am in your walls November 21, 2021

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Someone that anyone can love if their heart is in the right place.
Someone beautiful, talented and funny
Someone who doesn’t think highly of themselve

Lilly-May is someone you want to spend the rest of your life with and if there’s an afterlife, until the end of time

Lilly-May is the most amazing girl ever

by Someone who loves you… <3 November 21, 2021

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Billy Mays

A middle aged man, who can't seem to control his voice and advertises infomercials. By the strain in his voice you'd think he is constantly defecating his pants.

Billy Mays: "AS YOU CAN SEE OXY-CLEAN DOES THE JOB!

by IHAVE_OGD March 30, 2009

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Cape May

The town is Owned by Kent Lambie

U just got OWNED or Pawned

by Joe May 13, 2005

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may 15

The day when the baddest bitches are born. Only swag people are born on this day and if a nerd is born on this day it doesn't count.

People born on May 15 are kinda addicted to something, whether thats a person, place, object etc. This is normal however and people born on 15th May are still hot and also can do one thing very very well.

PERSON1: "So when is your birthday?"
PERSON2: "Uhh its May 15"
PERSON1: "NO WAY! You are literally a God and I worship you!!"

by lovergirl266 November 23, 2021

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