Talking White

verb.) An ignorant term used by ghetto acting/talking Black people who believe that just because you talk more properly and don't sound "ghetto" like them, you're automatically White. People like: Bill Cosby and Kanye West have talked about sounding White.

Day'Shannay: "Why you always talking White?"

Michelle: "So I don't sound ghetto like you."

by cptwannabe93 August 7, 2014

Escorting the Obama's to the White House

Politically correct term for defecating after the inaguration of the United State's 44th president, Barack Obama.

When you have to poop so bad it becomes your number one priority.

Randy pretended he was a Secret Service agent when he was escorting the Obama's to the White House.

Sorry dude, I got an important mission. I have to escort the Obama's to the White House.

by george takei October 19, 2009

jack white

Singer/guitarist for The White Stripes and The Raconteurs,also insanely hot man in very tight pants with an incredibly giant penis

"That Jack White's pants are so tight his enormous penis is going to burst forth"

by Joanie Baloney November 10, 2008

pretty fly for a white guy

offspring song that reminds america that (some) white boys can still keep it real

yo that kid nick is pretty fly for a white guy

by nick "pretty fly" nardozzi May 25, 2006

White claw

Aside from the popular drink, a white claw is when you horizontally spray 5 cum spurts across ones face.

i swung my hips and gave her a white claw.

by Fillcolons August 28, 2019

white knuckles

To hold somthing with your hand(s) in a constant position so tight and long that blood rushes away from your knuckles and they become pale and sweaty.

He was white knucklin' the steering wheel.

That new video game will give you white knuckles.

by HybridFlare September 16, 2005

W.P.S. (White People Shit)

Some dumbass shit that only white people would do.

Climb mountains, horse back riding, the economy, KKK, incest, hockey, Family Guy, Republicans, bear hunting, hunting in general, pick up trucks, white jesus, rock music, country music, wale hunting, baked chicken, the show jackass, beer games, bro rape, are all examples of w.p.s. (white people shit).

by neednottoknow August 2, 2010