Massive Upper Vagina Syndrome (MUVS)

A medical condition which consists of a large mass of fatty tissue below the belt or waistline of an overweight woman. The massive upper vagina is much more visible when the woman wears a belt which compresses her plump form, similar to a rubber band around a marshmallow.

Did you see how much weight Seth's mom has gained? Poor woman has a serious case of Massive Upper Vagina Syndrome (MUVS).

by gyatso January 23, 2009

Taco Vagina

The female form of a chode. A vagina that is wider than it is long is a taco vagina

That bitch had such a taco vagina that it looked like it was smiling at me.

by In honor of Erik May 9, 2003

Sandy Vagina

A really bitchy person, is very irritable and cranky.

Me: oh my god, we gotta get that sand out of your vagina its making you cranky, does it itch?
Dont mind him everyone, ehs got sandy vagina

by Alex Papa February 19, 2008

vagina pancake

A male who lacks testosterone.

Take this shot you vagina pancake!

Go talk to that girl, quit being a vagina pancake!

by lolodb February 10, 2007

Vagina Vulture

One who scavenges on vag. no matter the mass, stank, size, color, muff, don't matter a fuck. if the bitch is breathin shes fuckable. A man who lives under these standards is definitely a vagina vulture. abr: VAG VULCH

Katie: OMG! he is SUCH a vagina vulture!
george: SHUT UP BITCH! ALL MEN ARE VAGINA VULTURES!

"that bitch is fat and her pussy stink like a dogs dick."
"I dont give a fuck ima stick my fuck-stick in her poon."
"man you are one hell of a vagina vulture!"

by lord fuckelstein January 20, 2009

Vaginal bark rash

A graze type rash caused as the result of administering a flying vagina to a stationary tree.

Anne "I have a sore fucken cunt".

Patrice " what do you expect? You flying vagina'd three trees last night! now you've got vaginal bark rash

by Fantastic five October 29, 2011

vaginal rot

A vaginal rot is when a woman showers once a week and gets her period in the middle of that week and has a rotten, bloody vagina and does not care to take care of the problem at all untill someone notices the smell, and informs her of the smell.

Girl 1: "Gross, what is that smell?"

Girl 2: "oh, that is anna's vaginal rot."

Girl 1: "Oh, thats gross, I am going to tell her to take a shower!"

by Dubstep Quantum December 5, 2013