University of South Carolina 

A school in a town designed for college kids. Within a mile radius, you can make a fake ID at Kinko's, buy a bottle of everclear at Greene's, mix it with a Sonic slushy, sell your plasma for bar money, and head to Five Points. From there you can get arrested, taken to the Richland County Jail and can walk to the football stadium for the game the next day if your friends don't bail you out in time. Whoever designed this college and city knew what they were doing. And whoever came up with the mascot -- well, wherever that person is, I'm sure he's still smiling about it.

I want to go to the University of South Carolina so I can watch the gamecocks football team play on saturdays!

University of South Carolina by Kbennett July 23, 2008

University of California, Riverside

One of the University of California that has recently ranked among the top schools in the country in terms of affordability for college tuition (#25, Best College Buys, Forbes Magazine). UC Riverside is also listed among U.S. News and World Report's Top Ten "Up and Coming" National Universities, meaning it is improving to become a better school than any other schools.

Henry: "Hey, what school do you go to?"
Kim: "University of California, Riverside!"
Henry: "Nice. I heard UCR is improving. UCR wasn't a great school back then."

University of California, Riverside by UCR is a Great School May 2, 2010

George Mason University 

George Mason University is statistically the largest public university in VA. Located in wealthy Fairfax, VA don't bother driving there, as odds are good you will sit in traffic until well past your interest for visiting has passed. Known primarily as a commuter school, that is false since we house almost half of our undergraduate students. It's really cold here, so be sure to bring a North Face and chapstick if you're unfortunate enough to have a friend you'd like to visit that goes here. The parties never stop at George Mason University because they never get started. If you don't have $400 to blow every semester to join a frat or sorority, odds are good you will be reduced to drinking hard liquor in your dorm 4 to 7 nights a week. I love being drunk and complaining about being bored as much as the next guy, but sometimes you need to get out to DC and get mugged on the metro, since GMU is so conveniently located next to our nation's capitol. Academics are top notch at GMU and highly overlooked when it comes to being compared with other schools in VA. Basketball is the only sport worth anything here, still riding that ever depleting glory of being in the Final Four that one time that one year, sparking the first time anyone had ever even heard of George Mason University. Apply to George Mason University, find a friend with a car, find a friend who is 21, and find a friend who has an off campus apartment/house. Only then will you truly be a Green and Gold bleeding Patriot.

George Mason University is some people's first choice for college, can you believe it?

George Mason University by el ttilood January 9, 2010

University of Oregon Cheerleaders 

Basically, a very talented and well-known cheerleading team of the Oregon Ducks. Known for their beautiful girls, big butt shakin' dances and big hair. A big name in cheerleading, and Playboy's "Hottest Cheerleaders in the Nation".

Check out those University of Oregon Cheerleaders! *sigh*

University of Oregon Cheerleaders by I love my ducks. February 26, 2010

University of Mays Landing 

The University of Mays Landing, a community college in Mays Landing New Jersey ACCC, or, Atlantic Cape Community College

He got his associates degree in basket weaving from the University of Mays Landing

University of Mays Landing by backslashVagina October 4, 2009

Cornerstone University 

A conservative college campus in Grand Rapids Michigan where it’s common to see females on their knees both worshiping God and devouring cock. The girls are so thirsty for white christian dick it’s easy to “get some”, as long as you make constant appearances in chapel. The dorm buildings are older than my grandmother’s dry crotch. Unfortunately, the school is so incredibly strict on open dorm times that it is hard to have alone time with the many hoes wandering the campus.

If you visit, make sure to bring protection!

“Have you been to Cornerstone University? It’s pretty lame. I heard John got some wet pussy there though.”

Cornerstone University by concernedandwearytraveller January 22, 2019

north greenville university 

A place where the president can fuck his admissions secretary but if students have sex they will get pregnant and DIE.

#WeAreNGU

o Hey Buddy, have you met my secretary?

He must go to north greenville university.

north greenville university by jimmye69 January 3, 2016