by Jason ! August 14, 2007
an unshaven vagina with flabby lips and smells like a buttsickle or a monkey butt.
unkempt orfice usually clogged by a massive amount of long, curly hair.
unkempt orfice usually clogged by a massive amount of long, curly hair.
Get that twat ape out of my face.
Nykia, stop being a twat ape.
I coudn't find the glory hole on that twat ape.
Mike got his hands stuck in a Nykia's twat ape.
Nykia, stop being a twat ape.
I coudn't find the glory hole on that twat ape.
Mike got his hands stuck in a Nykia's twat ape.
by licker-hater January 13, 2011
When you're sitting in the exact right position and fart but it gets trapped and slides forward between your pussy lips
by LadyZest December 16, 2022
by fukness December 24, 2013
An annoying monkeyfuck who won't shut up or whose voice is highly annoying. This person is always a nuisance to listen to or deal with, and just calling them annoying or telling them to shut up doesn't do the trick. This person is next level fucked.
This person tends to fuck others over or cause others around them grief on a daily basis knowingly or unknowingly, and is generally unliked.
This person tends to fuck others over or cause others around them grief on a daily basis knowingly or unknowingly, and is generally unliked.
Danny you annoying impotent twat-sting, if you fucking don't turn down your music while I'm trying to sleep, I'm going to spank you in the ear with my right fist.
by Destis5445 December 30, 2020
The female pubic and labia area having the distinct aroma of stale urine. Also describes a female with questionable hygiene standards.
by JimmyC. December 28, 2020
When someone is so drunk that they appear to be from a parralel universe or another planet. Speaking a language not known to man and acting in a way to contradict all known reality etc.
Fuck me mate i got proper munted last night.
But shit me did you see dave he was slam twatted, especially when he nailed that copper in the poo cunt.
But shit me did you see dave he was slam twatted, especially when he nailed that copper in the poo cunt.
by gibbomcgland August 15, 2007