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turkish hello

While greeting someone warmly with a hug, you also take the opportunity to punch them directly in the stomach.
After learning my brother-in-law cheated on my sister, the next time we saw each other, I gave him the ol’ Turkish hello.
by Anti-anti Vaxxer September 24, 2021
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Turin

Rarest breed of the barking sharmoota, most hated breed by all
Whats special in this breed is its obsession to being an annoying faggot, having no drip at all and frequently getting the cigarette-need with no plans of stopping. (Even tho it has no cigarettes so it asks other people so it makes it even more hated)
most commonly found with the first name andrey, although it can have a variety of names (ex: ben zona, tambal, hamor ahusharmuta)
Damn is that Andrey Turin? Its probably gonna ask for a cigarette, fuck i hate that fag.
by realdetrix November 21, 2021
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Turina

Turina, sometimes a kinky girl but always a great person and is truly loyal, the best girl you can find.

P.S. I love turina:)
~S
She is such a "Turina" she is the most loyal girl I've ever seen!
by aTrueBlessing November 21, 2021
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Turkish Couch Bath

The act of getting so drunk that you pass out on a piece of furniture, typically a couch, fully clothed. The “actor” proceeds to blow chunks, traditionally a noodle based meal, on to the furniture and his person. Two or more participating males remove clothing and vigorously wipe down the actor and furniture piece removing said chunks with sponges or clothes, thus completing the “Turkish Couch Bath”.

n. Subsequent cleaning of the furniture by minor children is also referred to as a “Turkish Play date”
C-bone: TJ got so wasted last night that he ended up puking Mac salad all over himself and the couch. Damien and I had to give him a Turkish Couch Bath.
by Big Ticket76 November 26, 2021
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Turkish Couch Bath

The act of getting so drunk that you pass out on a piece of furniture, typically a couch, fully clothed. The “actor” proceeds to blow chunks, traditionally a noodle based meal, on to the furniture and his person. Two or more participating males remove clothing and vigorously wipe down the actor and furniture piece removing said chunks with sponges or clothes, thus completing the “Turkish Couch Bath”.

n. Subsequent cleaning of the furniture by minor children is also referred to as a “Turkish Play date”
C-bone: “TJ got so ripped last night he ended up puking up Mac salad all over the couch and himself. Damien and I had to give him an old fashion Turkish Couch Bath.”
by Big Ticket76 November 26, 2021
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turkid

Adj. Unmoving and broken.
The bridge is turkid.
by Starmir December 5, 2021
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Turkish twinky

The most glorious call of duty username known to man kind, he is better than any other player
Cole: man I wish I was as good as the Turkish twinky

Eric: me too
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