Dirty Turkey

When a women smears poo on her breasts and slaps them repeatedly across your face while making a gobbling turkey noise.

hey babe fancy giving me a dirty turkey im well in the mood for one after you burn the christmas dinner.

by crownofthorns16 September 12, 2018

stuffing turkey

to finger fuck a girl, of any age, under any circumstances.

dude: go down on me baby

girl: am i gonna get some too this time?

dude: bitch please, i wont stick my finger in there,it reminds me too much of stuffing turkey

girl: fuck this then!

by penissnatcher March 30, 2009

turkey timer

A slang term for a fully charged / hard clitoris. So called because of its resemblance to the timer that pops out when a frozen turkey is finished baking.

One stroke on her turkey timer and she was gushing like Niagara Falls.

by anoldviolin July 21, 2016

jives turkey

griffin klages

Wow, stop being such a jives turkey, Jess!

by mswizzle August 22, 2014

love turkey

(noun) a generally good looking male who has the ability to make one develop a strong appetite, not necessarily for food; may also make strange and unnecessary noises akin to a turkey or camel

Matt is a huge love turkey.

by SpambotPrime January 16, 2011

turkey sub

when eat out a thanksgiving turkey while she's under the influence of suboxone

is that katrina yeah, john loves to eat that turkey sub

by Timothy m mendes November 17, 2019

Dream Turkey

Someone that has an idea of how the world works that is completely and totally at odds with the way the world really works. Which when acted upon leads to most certain mishap.

Someone who, to the naked eye, appears to be alert and engaged in the task at hand who in reality has no idea what they are doing though they have convinced themselves that they have it all under control.

This guy told everyone, "Yeah I know how to reverse a boat down a slip into the water." the fucking dream turkey then proceeded to put my brand new truck three feet underwater. The best part was the boat was still on land what a complete and total dream turkey...

by island chicken. October 28, 2015