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touch a button 

A phrase originating from Jamaican artist, Vybz Cartel. An insult, really, touch a button insinuates that you can't do anything about your current situation, and are in a position of weakness. Synonymous with get mad, and do something, touch a button is kinda like a threat, daring you to do something. Used by Trinis and people all over the Caribbean.
1) Eyy! You take my five hundred dollars I was saving up boy! What happen to you?!
What you gonna do? Touch a buton, nah!

2)Why you hit me for? You wah see I damage yuh face or something?!
You play mad! Touch a button nah, see what will happen
touch a button by Convent.Love August 2, 2011

mexico toucher 

the way another country describes the US. USA being the only country that touches mexico.
"bacdafucup you mexico touchers im from cananda"-a canadian

" no way you stinky mexico touchers!"-canada to the us on THE SIMSPONS

toe toucher 

a gay person,
because they have to bend over to have sex
geddit?
most people dont
ewww,you toe toucher,

the guy over there is a toe toucher :)
toe toucher by yesdearilikeyou June 10, 2008

Ratner's touch 

The opposite of the Midas touch. A person for whom everything turns to crap, if (s)he gets involved.

Named after jewellery magnate Gerald Ratner, who infamously declared his proudcts to be "total crap" and wouldn't last much "longer than a M&S {Marks & Spencer} prawn sandwich", during a speech to the Insitute of Directors (1991).

Although his comments were meant to be tongue-in-cheek, shares in his company drastically plummeted and he almost bankrupted the company. The speech is often heralded as an example of the value of branding and image over quality.
It's a nightmare working with with Cheryl, she always bodges things up-- she's got the Ratner's touch.
Ratner's touch by Roger Mellie 84 October 31, 2009
A PERSON OPERATING ANY TYPE OF ELECTRONIC DEVICE WITH A TOUCH SCREEN. THE CREATORS OF TOUCH SCREEN DEVICES (IPHONE, G1, IPAD)
WHEN USING MY FRIENDS AND FAMILIES PHONE I FEEL LIKE A STRAIGHT TOUCHER...
TOUCHER by datgurlpoison June 11, 2011

the touch 

The act of engaging in sexual intercourse in any way, shape, or form.
I did the touch with your mom last night.