the cold toilet seats are the people who nobody likes to sit on. In other words they are single and lonely. however on further inspection, some people would prefer a cold toilet seat to a warmed one as it makes them paranoid about someone else`s ass having just left.
by fuckface101 August 19, 2009
a law firm, usually specializing in insurance defense, that hires graduates of TTT law schools and pays them poor wages and deducts their health insurance premiums from their paychecks. these firms are often discussed on sites like JDjive and xoxohth because they are considered the worst law firms to work for in a given city.
each year, the Golden Toilet Award is presented to the toilet law firm in New York City with the most mouthbreather behavior for that year.
by sginsberg February 16, 2007
Guy 1 "I had just been prescribed Norvir, a powerful antiviral drug. Having only taken azidothymidine prior, I made the mistake of taking Norvir and then going to the video store. As I stood in line, I felt a tummy rumble, the likes of which had never been felt in this particular colon ever before. Within moments, the urge became too much to resist, so I dashed to the bathroom at the bar next door, since the video store had no john. At the bar, my anus gushed forth a river of noxious shit the likes of which I had never encountered before. Smelling of paint, and with sticking power to match, the bowl filled up with a volume of shit I never dreamed any colon could hold. After the disaster, i went to wipe, and found a long string of mucous dangling from my ass, presumably the former mucosal lining of my colon. I tried to avoid getting it on my hand but so stringy was the mucous, it was unavoidable. After washing my hands, ass, and the toilet seat, I left the bar, and tipped the bartender $5. To this day, I feel badly that I didnt tip $10."
Guy 2 "Thats one epic toilet story bro"
Guy 2 "Thats one epic toilet story bro"
by derkaderkastan101 December 30, 2010
A disease that is mostly common with toddlers and young children and is shared through means of video exposure and word of mouth by these videos called "Skibidi Toilet" It is very dangerous and by any means (even killing the host or recipient) should be prevented.
TL;DR: Don't search it up man trust me.
TL;DR: Don't search it up man trust me.
"I feel worried about my child, he is on his tablet more than usual and he watches these toilet videos with speakers."
"Oh, I think he has Skibidi Toilet Syndrome."
"Oh, I think he has Skibidi Toilet Syndrome."
by Ant_Guy August 29, 2023
Depraved Lesbians, Girls and Women having hot lesbian sex with each other in a bathroom. Activities include urination shows, watersports, hot-piss enemas, champagne enemas, piss drinking, golden showers, scat, pussy smell worship and heavy bondage.
Hey, Baby Girl, you look like you'd be a of-so fine female addition to Lindsey's Lesbian Toilet Party tonight! Fill your panties and cum with us!
by Evan (PalaceofGlamour.com) February 19, 2009
The act of "peppering" or otherwise seasoning a public toilet seat. The pepper flakes themselves generally contain blood or fecal matter, or a combination of both. The term peppered originated due to the fact that the toilet seat will literally appear as if someone sprinkled pepper all over it.
by Chicken Salad June 18, 2015
The unrecognized commode that is effectively the fifth member of the 90's rock band "Garbage". The receptacle makes uncredited and inexplicable appearances in a disproportionate number of the band's videos.
"I can't believe it. This is the fifth Garbage video I've seen today and there's that pesky toilet again. WHY?"
"That's the Garbage Video Toilet. I hear the band just likes the little guy."
"They might as well give it a guitar."
"That's the Garbage Video Toilet. I hear the band just likes the little guy."
"They might as well give it a guitar."
by Cirdellin January 07, 2010