salami tits

Man breasts that resemble hanging salami.

Sherwood had salami tits that needed to be holistered by a man bra.

by CJL75 December 29, 2006

Big Meaty Tits

A good way to refer to your fat male friends.

J: wadup Big Meaty Tits?

L: uh.. not much...

J: well don't feel OBLIGATED to lose a pound or two... jeez.

by Akjohnny February 19, 2009

Not my cup of tits

The fraze that desribes the aversion from a speceific breasts size.

guy 1:"Dude check out those knockers! they are a perfect 10!"
guy 2:"meh, they are too big".
guy 1:"No they are not, just perefect G's!".
guy 2:"Sorry... not my cup of tits, I am more into C's".

by chodekisser July 16, 2011

turkey tits

A derogatory or playful phrase used to ostracize or poke fun at the gynecomastia (real or perceived )of an overweight man.

"Hey Turkey Tits! Put down that ice cream and bring those floppers over here!"

"Well, good luck to that guy if he's trying to get married. He's got severe acne, a club foot, and the biggest turkey tits I've seen in a long while."

by WillHigh April 17, 2008

Booty Tits

A girl with titties so big it looks like a booty on her chest

Damnnnn you see that chick over there with those Triple D's ?! She got them booty tits O_O

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by Senor Bivins June 27, 2009

tits

some thing to play with when your bored and they're the first thing that catches your eye.

im bored but damn look at those things.

by Mike February 26, 2005

banana tits

a) a pair of breasts with a large gap in between them, usually features nipples that protrude in opposite directions

b) bowling term for a 7 - 9 split (banana tits left) or an 8 - 10 split (banana tits right)

a) ...and he picks up the banana tits left for the spare and the championship!

by TC September 26, 2003