tommy walk

When someone is completely drunk out of their mind and can hardly walk. Staggering drunk.

"He drank so much tonight, he did the Tommy Walk to the cab".

by akaharleyman February 3, 2014

Hey-walk

When you're out and about and you see someone you know but don't have the time (or patience) to talk to them, so you say "hey!" but don't break stride and continue on your way.

Me: I saw Joe the other day when I was out to lunch
You: How is he?
Me: Not sure, I hey-walked him.

by dastardlydal September 2, 2012

A Walking L

Kaden

Kaden is the definition of a walking L

by DroneAndUAS2025 October 27, 2019

Walking the dog

beatin off, masturbating

"Hey mike i gotta call u back, i'm about to go walking the dog."

by Seriyon November 29, 2006

walk the dog

To take a piss.

Hey, I'll see you in a minute, I need to go and walk the dog.

by Dick Splash September 13, 2003

Walk it Out

When a dog shits and scoots at the same time, avoiding getting poo on the back of his legs. The turd hits the ground, then the dog lets his forward movement help ease it out. Can be followed with "buddy" if he is having a hard time.

Dog: Shitting in the front yard, but having a hard time getting it out.
Owner: "Walk it out buddy, walk it out."

by frainslug April 8, 2007

Walking closet

The act of wearing an inappropriate amount of clothes in layers.

1. "Did you see all the shirts that Jane is wearing?"

"Yeah, she's a walking closet."

2. "It's so cold out today I'm dressing like a walking closet."

by danijd June 4, 2013