Piss Ass

Piss Ass is a disfunction that causes piss to come out of one's ass. Often mistaken for a form of cancer called ass cancer.

"yo dude I think I got Piss Ass"
"the doctor says I may be suffering from constant Piss Ass"
"why is piss coming out of my ass? oh, it may be Piss Ass"

by LexCroissantTheChildMolester June 3, 2019

Piss Boner

When your dick gets hard because it's inflated with piss.

Mike : "Oh my God, Jeremy has boner! Is he really turned on by that ugly bitch?!"
John : "Nah, it can't be - he probably just has a piss boner."

by Hi Raoul September 29, 2014

Piss pants

Childish insult and old school play ground favorite. Now replaced by far more offensive insults by our out of control youths who only enjoy talking utter filth...the little fucking bastards!

"haha James pissed his pants! He's mr piss pants and his dad is on the dole...lets run away!"

by Cilled Messiah July 6, 2004

piss whiskers

that perpetual three day "beard" most women seem to have surrounding their vaginal area. Usually the thatch is barely a 16th of an inch long..... Very irritating !!!

"Nothing I love better than a nice shaved, smooth cooter, but ya know....ol' Sweaty Betty's Piss Whiskers are a bit much to handle, and boy, do they irritate my face and chin!!!"

by PooterBoy427 August 22, 2006

Pissing and Farting

1. Wasting time in a manner that annoys other people.
2. Lying to someone to rile them up.

Oh, I'm just pissing and farting.

by SS-man December 25, 2007

anal pissing

the act of urinating while your cock is in a woman's ass

That freak was totally into anal pissing

by cilicat February 12, 2010

piss hard-on

Morning erection or hard-on combined with a need to urinate. The need to drain the lizard is not, in reality, the cause of the phenomenon.

I woke up with a piss hard-on, so I went out to the balcony of our hotel room, took a leak into the pool below, went back into the room and started to do her through the back door before she even was awake

by octopod July 24, 2004