our lord, he brings us joy with his maracas.. if you see him ever, be blessed, but be careful and DON’T blink or look away, he’ll snap your neck, so give him his maracas and watch him from afar, and if he’s pleased with your business, he’ll title you as the maraca king/queen, obviously not as great as being a peanut lord, but he looks so happy and cute :333
Person1: “Have you prayed to the Peanut Lord??”
Person2: “Who’s that??”
Person1: “SCP 173.”
Person2: “Oh yeah, then yes I did.”
Person2: “Who’s that??”
Person1: “SCP 173.”
Person2: “Oh yeah, then yes I did.”
by SillyCaterpillar December 31, 2024
Get the Peanut Lordmug. Girl: I just had sex and when he peanutted all over me! I expected more from him!
Girl 2: what a loser can't he do better than peanutting.
Girl 2: what a loser can't he do better than peanutting.
by NatazjaRgrim October 12, 2018
Get the Peanuttingmug. A: “I always wanted to sit at the peanut free table but that girl always sits there”
B: “You should sanitarily dispose of her”
A: “How?”
B pulls out her bazooka full of peanuts and shoots rapid fire, thus peanut allergy girl turns blue and all is well.
B: “You should sanitarily dispose of her”
A: “How?”
B pulls out her bazooka full of peanuts and shoots rapid fire, thus peanut allergy girl turns blue and all is well.
by 12345678nine10111213 November 28, 2019
Get the Peanutsmug. This is when you eat too much peanut butter too quickly without a beverage, and it coats your throat so much that you can't breath and you pass out.
I told him that peanut butter passout was the breathing version was of an ice cream headache. He thought I was making this shit up!
by Ohio driver January 25, 2017
Get the Peanut butter passoutmug. by streetnwaybeforerap June 20, 2019
Get the peanut pinapplemug. Apply a healthy layer of your favorite peanut butter to the inside of your partners asshole, then have vigorous anal sex until they prolapse. Upon prolapse, pull out and enjoy the warm gooey Siberian treat.
My girlfriend came back from a BDSM convention and told me about the Peanut Butter Gulag; it was great until I learned that I was allergic to peanut butter.
by socrasstitties June 3, 2018
Get the Peanut Butter Gulagmug. The man’s peanut divider hung in front of her gaping mouth.
What’s wrong with your nuts man?
Nothing bruh it’s just my peanut divider.
What’s wrong with your nuts man?
Nothing bruh it’s just my peanut divider.
by Carly shayyy November 22, 2023
Get the Peanut dividermug.