austin boone is the most perfect guy in the world. he will treat you so amazing, is so sweet, give the best hugs and kisses and cuddles, and loves with his whole heart. he has the prettiest set of eyes you’ll ever see, the cutest smile, the most adorable and contagious laugh. he is so intelligent and doesn’t even realize it, and tries to deny it all the time. he seems to not have a single shy bone in his body, and is so outgoing. he is so funny and will never fail to make you laugh. he has his insecurities though, so make sure to reassure him that you are there for him no matter what. He is the bestest friend and the most amazing boyfriend you could ever have. If you have austin boone in your life anyway, anyhow, make sure you never let him go.
by calmdownjamaldontpulloutthenin November 13, 2020

he’s just a rly SWAGGY guy
he’s rly tall kind of a kyle but a sweet golden retriever kyle
he’s cute and has bird eyes but he’s a keeper for sure
10/10 guy and 100% will be marrying him
he’s rly tall kind of a kyle but a sweet golden retriever kyle
he’s cute and has bird eyes but he’s a keeper for sure
10/10 guy and 100% will be marrying him
by babychild June 25, 2021

by KeepAmericaGreat July 23, 2020

The biggest, schlongiest guy on the market. If you see one, they run a hefty price, and you'd better snatch him up. Never disrespect Austin, because his comebacks will make you cry yourself to sleep. His schlong is normally 15 inches, but some can have up to 34 inches. This can be quite a chore, but Austins can handle it.
"Oh my god, is that an Austin? I'd better go get him fast!"
"I'd turn gay for an Austin at any moment."
"I'd turn gay for an Austin at any moment."
by Jackass_Jayden July 5, 2020

A person who has glasses and gives away food. This person is a must person to hang out with even if they are not cool. This son of a bitch is a Giga chad to the point he will do anything for you.
by MakeSureToLike October 13, 2022

A fine man that has dreads and you are obsessed with him. He has many girlfriends and doesn’t know you. You have a class with him
by Lillianaaaa December 7, 2021

by PeterisSmelly November 10, 2018
