Sticky Xylophone

A sexual act where a man ejaculates on a (non gender specific)'s toes and proceds to use his penis as a mallet to play their toes as a sticky xylophone.

The wait staff at Chilli's was very displeased when I played the sticky xylophone on the Mrs at the bar.

Created in a musty basement located in menasha Wisconsin

by Sloppy tip September 19, 2024

Sticky Boswell

When you blow a load on your sisters face, then go out and win that race!

Colton totally gave her a Sticky Boswell last night

by The Jacking Force Wizard August 23, 2023

Sticky Slug

When you have a sweaty ball sack and slap it on your partner's forehead and then drag it all the way down to her chin.

Steve said to Ashley "Hey babe I just got back from the gym. Get ready you are about to receive a Sticky Slug and love it!"

by Heybabe380 July 15, 2023

Stickiness game

When Depressed midgets are beholden to a grandma molested charlatan who spent every day for 2 years crying like a bitch when he realized he wasn't super-duper smarter than everyone.

Hym "Stickiness Game sounds like a way for YouTube parasites right off what they're are actively doing to me. 'I'm not just stealing credit for a thing it's a law of the universe' sounds familiar. Sounds like Jordan Peterson. I don't see how YOU don't see that it isn't a super big deal if your kids are getting shot-up all the time. If this is the kind of shit you're doing I'm just not all that surprised you're kids are getting raped and murdered all the time."

by Hym Iam March 13, 2024

Sticky Bait

Posts that are "stickied" at the top of a forum for the purpose of discrediting the community. Often attempted by disgruntled moderators, corrupt law enforcement, or government bad actors to fabricate negative reactions from a community for the purpose of shaming, silencing, cancelling, or censoring.

What's with the sticky bait at the top of our subreddit? Are the mods compromised again?

by BasedFifty May 13, 2022

Sticky Washington

A position that is difficult to work out and is not worth the value.

Jeremy was in a real Sticky Washington the other day when his car broke down.

by The Baptist April 3, 2021

Sticky Binoculars

What happens when a freelance writer named Gary spots a group of young boys at the playground in Mystic

Damnnnn dog I just picked up these sticky binoculars next to the swing set and now my fingers are glued together. That must’ve been Gary, he writes for the New York Times, WSJ, CNN and FOX.

by GaryFreelances December 2, 2024