by H3lp m3 October 3, 2018
Get the National Ryan Daymug. by Zach G. January 14, 2004
Get the Seven Nation Armymug. National Simp Day takes place in 18th April of each year.
In this day, you mention a simp and expose him for what he really is.Not to forget celebrate with friends and family.
In this day, you mention a simp and expose him for what he really is.Not to forget celebrate with friends and family.
(Person 1) Hey are you coming to my house tonight?
(Person 2) Bro we in quarantine and i gotta celebrate National Simp Day with my family
(Person 2) Bro we in quarantine and i gotta celebrate National Simp Day with my family
by hassanmujtaba_the-one-and-only April 17, 2020
Get the National Simp Daymug. The 26nd of every month is National dick day. This is a day where girls can do anything they want with a guys dick e.g grabbing dicks, sucking dicks, giving hand jobs and other things
by Daedaedae123456 September 13, 2017
Get the National dick daymug. by Pooooodge April 11, 2019
Get the national rat daymug. This foul creature comes out once a year at the beginning of February. Once he has finished thawing from his winter hibernation he recalls as many facts about the Wales National Rugby team as he can and regurgitates them into the world.
He cares not if you are interested, listening or even conscious he will pierce your delicate mind with as much rugby bullshit as he possibly can for he is only out in the real world for 6 short weeks before he hibernates once again to reminisce about Wales and their former glory.
What ever you do, do NOT initiate any conversation with this monster for the next 6 weeks as it will all end the same , "Wales has won three Six Nations Grand Slam in eight years"
He cares not if you are interested, listening or even conscious he will pierce your delicate mind with as much rugby bullshit as he possibly can for he is only out in the real world for 6 short weeks before he hibernates once again to reminisce about Wales and their former glory.
What ever you do, do NOT initiate any conversation with this monster for the next 6 weeks as it will all end the same , "Wales has won three Six Nations Grand Slam in eight years"
"Oh shit, 6 Nations Ellis is back..."
"Fuck off 6 Nations Ellis I don't want to talk about the Wales squad from 1971"
"Fuck off 6 Nations Ellis I don't want to talk about the Wales squad from 1971"
by NotWelsh January 24, 2013
Get the 6 Nations Ellismug. On April 13th it is National Fingering Day so ladies get prepared for your pussy to get fingered the fuck out off
Males better find a girl ASAP
Males better find a girl ASAP
Chris: Can I finger you
Julianna: Ewww why
Chris: Please let me it’s national Fingering Day today
Julianna: Fine just this once it your lucky day
Julianna: Ewww why
Chris: Please let me it’s national Fingering Day today
Julianna: Fine just this once it your lucky day
by Annoymous Person April 11, 2019
Get the National Fingering Daymug.