punky log

In the olden day’s, during the western expansion, settlers would arrive to camp late, (usually in the dark) and throw the first log they could on the fire. After sippin whiskey, campers would fall asleep by the fire. Come morning, the lonely men would wake up with a terrible cough from the moss and fungus on the log they had burned the night before.

Wow bro, you don’t look so good after that one night stand. Looks like you slept next to a punky log.

by Rsymps December 2, 2017

Ruby Log Jam

A bloody bowel obstruction. Symptoms include light headedness, a full stomach, and no bowel movement for more than 7 days. Please go to the hospital immediately if you have these symptoms.

When she finally pooped, she was relieved of her Ruby Log Jam.

Every time I eat chipotle, I get a Ruby Log Jam.

by #Nurseratchet October 31, 2021

Log

My best friends boyfriend

Hey friend your log texted

by hey uncle May 10, 2022

Log Skirt

A lot skirt is a pencil skirt worn by a fat person.

“Omg, did you see Becky in that pencil skirt today?” -person

“It looked more like a log skirt” -person 2

by thot-o-meter December 10, 2018

Bumps on a Log

It's that thing when one gay guy puts his testicles on another gay guys' penis. (From Saturday Night Live)

Gay guy: "hey you want to have relations?"
Other gay guy: "only if you do Bumps on a Log..."

by Blazed_Dorito April 12, 2019

waste log

The act of throwing something away that was once of great importance.

"Bro.... I was sooo hammered last I think I might have to waste log my liver ! RIP "

-Delaney Crawford

by Waste logged May 3, 2017

Chestnut Log

A douchebag's hard turd. Chestnut - a term used in lieu of "douchebag". Log - term used for very hard, large turds often due to constipation.

Chestnut Logs are often seen where Bears have once roamed.

by anonymous July 26, 2023