poached egg

The act of throwing up into a vagina.

"I had too much to drink before I went down on my girlfriend. Let me tell you, that was one runny poached egg."

by Andy October 15, 2004

Ham & Eggs

piker, weak, perpetrator

He thinks he's badass, but he's "ham and eggs"

by Scotty P July 4, 2005

Egg Yolk

A particully sticky pungent yellow discharge found in the gusset of a womans knickers. Often found covering the pissflaps with a tendency to adhere to the giblets and the bean. Some egg yokly discharge is that thick that when parting the beef curtains it almost resembles opening up a cheese toastie. Once a month this can also be found with tomato ketchup mixed in.

Mam... I pulled this fucking slut last night and went down to muff dive her then ended up with egg yolk discharge all over my face and some tomato clotchup on my tongue!!

by Andybean May 4, 2008

Suck eggs

Typically used to replace “fuck off” and especially effective when showing your ring finger and middle finger together.

Go ‘suck eggs’ mate.

by Dank Dyl December 2, 2017

Crack An Egg

Spreading someone's ass cheeks apart.

Before he went to eat her ass he had to crack an egg.

by lostdwarf May 31, 2020

Big Egg

When something is the greatest, biggest and/or of excellent quality, exceptional when compared with others.

Denise: What do you think of that new Colombian coffee?
Robbie: It’s totally big egg!

by Muriaticdimples August 13, 2021

egg belly

The unpleasant feeling in your stomach you get after eating an egg.

"I had a McMuffin this morning and it gave me brutal egg belly."

by StephanieAnne17 May 6, 2018