texas buffet

when you put hot sauce on a girls pussy prior to eating her out

I just gave April a texas buffet

by more head January 16, 2008

Texas

slang for "crazy" or "wild" in Norway.

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

Yeah I did! It was totally texas!

by diabeetusspeshulus January 4, 2017

textasaurus rex

A person who is perpetually sending/reading text messages, such to the effect that their behavior is considered rude and/or anti-social. This term is generally used condescendingly, or at least with some degree of disdain.

"Scott sure is being a buzzkill tonight - he hasn't looked up from his Blackberry once since he got here."
"Yeah, talk about a textasaurus rex."

by CornellHatesMe April 12, 2009

texas see-saw

The act of taking a dump on a woman's ass, Doin it doggy style, then hitting her arms out from underneath her, while thrusting your dick in her ass

O man, i gave carla a hot texas see-saw last night...niiiice

by Mclovinchickachickayeah June 20, 2010

texas trouser

when a guy put his hand on his dick but before he starts masterbating he sholves his dick and hand into his sexual partner and then begins to masterbate

caleb: where do you masterbate chris
chris: in your mom
caleb: hows that possible
chris: I just texas trouser her

by Juicy Pelvis July 7, 2010

Texas Drive Thru

When an illegal immigrant fucks a United States citizen, intentionally getting them impregnated or giving them an STD, just to get purposely deported afterwards.

“Jess’s boyfriend pulled a Texas Drive Thru on her, what a dumbass!”

“Ok Juan, I trust you, but don’t pull a Texas Drive Thru on me...”

by FTPNUT March 29, 2019

Texas Motor Speedway

Texas Motor Speedway is a garbage racetrack. It's so bad they have to throw glue down just to get multiple grooves to race on.

Texas Motor Speedway deserves to get bulldozed

by Yeet lmao 69420 October 22, 2020