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Texas Sunrise

A Texas sunrise occurs when: at the break of dawn, while the victim lays peacefully asleep, the predator places a cowboy hat upon the sleeping victim's face, blocking out all light to their eyes, then removes the victim's pants or undergarments and firmly mounts the sleeping victim and forcefully inserts member unit A into desired orifice A.
In 1996, Vince Vaughan attended a gala in Hollywood, CA, where he was drinking heavily then cruised across town to a party at a friend's house. Andrew Robert Christ, an assosciate of Vaughan's, decided to take advantage of him in his inebriated state. Vince Vaughan partied for hours until roughly 3:46 AM, fell fast asleep. As this was a Halloween party, Vaughan was dressed as a spaceman, and Andrew as a cowboy. Andrew slowly but surely removed Vaughan's spaceman outfit complete with helmet and underlying undergarments, which took two hours to perform. By this time, the sun was rising, creating a beautiful crimson landscape, much like the sunrise of college station, Texas. At this point, Andrew Robert Chirst removed his cowboy hat and placed it firmly over Vince Vaughan's eyes, blocking all light from them. Sleekly removing his own cowboy garb, ARC sensually placed himself atop Vince Vaughan's sleeping body and forced Vaughn's morning erection within himself, causing him to wake. This act thoroughly confused Vaughan, the cowboy hat having blocked all light from his eyes. Vaughan, on many counts, has denied this act on many occasions, but the legend remains in the act known as the Texas sunrise.
James gave Robert a Texas Sunrise for his birthday.
by Andrew Robert Christ October 30, 2007
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texas enema

an enema delivered with an extra large nozzle and oil, rather than water.
"Man, I was so mad at him, I gave him a Texas Enema and set his ass on fire."
by oorza November 22, 2007
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Texas cloverleaf

The sexual act when a man 1) pours barbecue sauce into a woman's vagina; 2) has sex with her; 3) then makes her lick the sauce and cum off of his penis; 4) finally the woman squirts the mixture up the man's ass hole.
Note: "Texas" comes from the use of barbecue sauce and the "cloverleaf" comes from the use of four steps.
Texas cloverleaf is way dirtier than the Louisiana Purchase.
by ben@ February 29, 2008
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Texas Chrome

Texas Chrome; Silver (spray)paint. To Texas Chrome something is to paint it silver. Such as rims on a car.
I'm about to go outside and Texas Chrome the front rims on my drag racing car.
by GrEmLiN76X July 15, 2005
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Texas tea

A bowel movement that has the consistency and color of crude oil.
"Hey guys, I wouldn't go in the bathroom for a while. I just stained the bowl with a serious bout of Texas tea.
by Hogmaster January 17, 2009
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Texas Exit

When you're are having anal sex using BBQ sauce as lube.
I had a hankering for some anal but all I could find in my cupboard was sweet baby rays so we had to do the Texas exit
by Lo down and dirty January 31, 2017
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texas brainshot

The act of shooting somebody or something in the ass.
- So what happened to him?
- Got the 'ole texas brainshot.
- Ah, that's a shitty way to go.
or
- How's yer hunting? Heard you got 'cha a biggun th'udder day.
- Yep, gave him the ole' texas brainshot.
or
- You score with <woman> last night?
- Yea, man... texas brainshot!
- Nice.
by Foxhawk September 6, 2008
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