Tech Surge

Tech Surge is a made up word for what the Government does to fix a website that cost 100 times more than it should have and took 3 years to build.

The President announced a "Tech Surge" to fix the Health Care Website after the primary contractor was unable to complete the website for $196 million.

by Ahkmed Ptooey November 19, 2013

tech swag

when teching continuously in quick succession.

::In Super Smash Bros. Melee::

"Did you see all those techs he pulled? that is some tech swag right thurr"

by 2LGT January 3, 2014

Tech Tramp

Someone who fishes something back out the Recycle Bin.

Me: Whatcha doin', man?
Friend: Just getting this file I accidentally deleted from the Recycle Bin.
Me: LOL, you tech tramp.

by Vixter Frerard January 30, 2014

techer twat

When a University of Wyoming student sleeps with multiple Tech students and pretends to hate Tech students.

"Brenda is such a techer twat"

"I know that's like the 8th techer she slept with this week"

by Senior 2012 February 8, 2014

techblocked

Adj. -- 1) prevented from accomplishing some task as a result of a technological failure or glitch; 2) a disabling sense of anxiety or insecurity produced by technological change.

"I tried to print out my paper, but I was techblocked by the f'ing printer."
"My father wants to set up his router, but he's feeling completely techblocked."

by Frederick Lane May 15, 2014

Tchsng

A slang term describing the sticky, frothy combination of semen and saliva.

"Dude, she loves tchsng."

"He just got tchsng all over my bed."

by Tchsng June 26, 2014

Tech proof

Those objects, activities, feelings or experiences that exist regardless of electronic technology.

Las Vegas is "tech proof" - everything you do there: playing the slots and blackjack, going to circus, magic and comedy shows, existed before computers and the Internet.

by iwebu August 13, 2014