fruit tax

To pay for something with a sent picture of a ๐Ÿ‰ or ๐Ÿ‘
Iโ€™m going to need a fruit tax
by Dakota s1 December 14, 2024
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Stupidity Tax

The cost to fix an error that was easily avoidable, often costs such as parking of postage incurred when forgetting to make a purchase at a more convenient time or with sufficient foresight.
Example 1: I forgot to put the beer on the shop, so I'm gonna have to order it by itself and pay the stupidity tax.
Example 2: I forgot to get her present last week so now I'm gonna have to pay the stupidity tax to get it next day delivered.
by Ragaja October 12, 2018
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Immigrant tax

When someone moves to a different country and, as an immigrant, their previous work experience is not recognised and they earn less.
I moved here 2 years ago and Iโ€™m still paying immigrant tax. I should be done in a couple years
by G-ness March 01, 2025
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Bitch Tax

The fee you are morally entitled to charge your female friend when on any occasion or outing, they start to bitch and complain.
'We went on a girls weekend away and it only took 5 minutes for Sandy to start bitching so we had to increase the Bitch Tax.'
by jimsweirdnakedindianfriend November 29, 2009
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FAHEEM TAX

Otherwise known as, Mystic, Faze Mystic, Faheemer, Looked at as a legend/rumor, a man that goes around taking a % of people loot, skins, planes, etc (if you refuse he takes all of it), RUN ON **SIGHT** IF YOU SEE THIS MAN.
Person 1 (Faheem): Sup
Person 2: OH NO IS THA-
Person 1 (Faheem): Yes๐Ÿ˜Ž
Person 2: HERE SIR YOU CAN TAKE IT ALL JUST PLEASE DON'T FAHEEM TAX MY LIFE
by SEPTEMBER11 June 07, 2024
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YOUR Taxes

Are NOT going to me in any way shape or form by me getting paid for AI.
Hym "Nonononononono. No. Meg. You don't like that I said I don't want my tax dollars to go to feeding your kids and now YOU are saying the same thing about me. Except YOUR taxes aren't going to me. I'm not on ebt. I don't have Medicaid. MY taxes are going to YOU. And YOURS are not going to ME. This IS your entire societal racket. It's YOU... Stealing MY shit and giving it to your kids. That is all. Unless you are one of the people who made a show or game, you did not contribute to my life. You were an obstacle to a good one. You are a crooked casino owner. Scooping my chips away from me and suggesting that I play a different game. And you're not doing it for morality. You're not doing it for justice. And you sure as hell aren't doing it for your kids. You're doing it because the house lost. The second Andy Ngo went on Jordan Peterson. The second to AI started contributing to the world in a material capacity. So, now, you want to let them abscond with my winnings because you're mad you had to sit there and cry about it. You only did it because you thought you would win! Because the chances that I was right were so astronomically low! And then I WAS! So, fuck you! Get your fucking hands off my chips. YOU KNOW AND I KNOW that the government is going to take half of what I get FUCKING ANYWAY and it's going to end up going to your kids. You would have more of them if you would have listened to me."
by Hym Iam February 27, 2025
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File taxes

Sometimes I File Taxes 7 times a week, twice a day
by AndyisBrilliant August 03, 2022
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