Tablet Titties

A girl that keeps her tablet in her bra like one might keep a phone

Did you see how she held on to her tablet? Real case of tablet titties.

by STatisfacti0n August 17, 2019

Table jumper

When someone talks to you from another table.

Gosh... kevin is such a table jumper, I hate it.

by Boompowoofow October 17, 2019

table water

A bottle of water that looks like what you would find on a restaurant table.

You are face timing a friend and you get you bottle of table water, they say, "omg, she's got her table water you noob!" and you say," stop noosing me noob"

by The bigger pro 1 October 26, 2019

Tabletop Reach

The action of performing digital sex on someone over the table

Dude: my cousin ruined Thanksgiving by giving me a tabletop reach

by Chronic fall November 15, 2019

Table Sprite

Sprite that is super flat because some asshole left their sprite open and left it on the table without drinking but a few sips

Dude why are you drinking table sprite, when there is a new one right here

by MoneyWay November 24, 2019

Tabletwrist

An injury or minor discomfort in the wrist sustained by using a tablet device, such as an iPad. Minor discomfort may even be noticeable after using a tablet device for the first time, or when using a tablet after long periods of infrequent use.

Having not used a tablet in quite a while, he was surprised to notice a troubling pain in his hand. He immediately recognized it as tabletwrist, even though he had only been on the device for a few minutes that day.

by where_is_mymind January 1, 2020

Table

How do you not know what table means

Table means Get a dictionary!

by Yeety penguino January 7, 2020