Someone that has an idea of how the world works that is completely and totally at odds with the way the world really works. Which when acted upon leads to most certain mishap.
Someone who, to the naked eye, appears to be alert and engaged in the task at hand who in reality has no idea what they are doing though they have convinced themselves that they have it all under control.
Someone who, to the naked eye, appears to be alert and engaged in the task at hand who in reality has no idea what they are doing though they have convinced themselves that they have it all under control.
This guy told everyone, "Yeah I know how to reverse a boat down a slip into the water." the fucking dream turkey then proceeded to put my brand new truck three feet underwater. The best part was the boat was still on land what a complete and total dream turkey...
by island chicken. October 28, 2015
Get the Dream Turkey mug.A set amount of weight gained during the holidays, but not necessarily an exact amount of 10 poulnds. This phrase is most often used in January after gaining too much weight between the start of November to the end of December. People are usually expressing their dismay with a lack of self-control and over eating.
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Get the Sliced Turkey mug.When it's Thanksgiving night, and the room is dark, and a gentleman offers a woman a bite of turkey leg, but when she opens her mouth he instead presents his genitals.
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I wanted to watch the Lions play football but there's turkey droppings all over the TV room...i can't find a seat.
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