christmas tree

A double dose of extasy in one pill; very dangerous for your health, too.

I hella tripped out from that christmas tree yesterday

by Lacrimatamine March 31, 2005

tree hugger

A tree hugger is a a temporary discomfort of the male genitalia which occurs when one's moist scrotum "wraps" itself around the less moist shaft of the penis, providing a keen grip. In doing so, the testicals separate from one another and are displaced by the penis. This displacement causes significant tension on the sides of the shaft, as if the testicals were "hugging" the penis.

So in other words, it's when your sweaty balls wrap around your cock, it's not cool.

Todd: What's wrong Billy?

Billy: My junk's all tangled up!

Todd: Ohh, sounds like you've got a tree hugger!

by Duncan Swift April 24, 2006

Happy Trees

A slang term for marijuana.

Yea, i smoked the best happy trees ever the other day.

by Mr. Miagi Man March 23, 2011

Tree Hugger

A person who measures the DBH (diameter at breast height)of a tree before it is harvested. When they use their foresters tape to measure trees, they wrap the tape around the tree which makes them look like they are hugging the tree.

Marcus looked like he was hugging a tree when he was measuring the DBH before it was harvested. He is a real tree hugger.

by TimWVU June 24, 2008

plant a tree

You dig a whole and stick an drunk woman upside down in it. You then proceed to shag her guts out.

Wha' you lookin' at? I'm just planting a tree!

Hey look! 12 year old school girls! Lets plant a tree!

by iamnotanurbanlegend July 2, 2008

Slut Tree

A social circle of girls who get their kicks sleeping with guys and then passing them around for all the girls in their social circle to bang.

Dude, out of that group of six girls, I fucked four of them - looks like I found myself a Slut Tree!

by BigDaddyNick May 14, 2011

Faggot Tree

A pronunciation guideline for faggotry.

Tom: Gee, how do you pronounce this word? (pointing at "faggotry")
Caleb: Just think of the two words: Faggot Tree

by OffBeatDrummer December 11, 2020