clam fishing

Looking for easy women at a club or bar.

Hey Sam do you want to go clam fishing at the bar tonight?

by CaptainPeter April 11, 2014

Spicy Clam

When a girl's vagina has a severe infection and burns constantly

heard that host at outback has a serious spicy clam, my buddy said it lit his mouth on fire and had to go to the doctor after friday night!

by drunken moutaineer February 4, 2010

clam jumper

Similar to "cock blocking". When a female prevents another female from making a male connection.

Lisa was about to get some sexy horizontal action until that clam jumper Betty showed up.

by micklette July 4, 2011

Clam lapping

Eating snatch, rugmunching, giving oral pleasure to a woman.

Johnny loves clam lapping. He's happiest when he's snout deep in fresh snatch.

by Craig in the Hat February 20, 2011

clam ram

Clam•Ram: Another term or slang for rough or prolonged sexual intercourse.

"Bro, I beat that pussy up all night. It was a total clam ram!"

by Charm City Foxx February 3, 2014

Clam Land

The female equivalent of "tea bagging". A woman places her bare vagina on an unsuspecting individual's face.

Nonconsensual circumstances are most prominent; however, if your partner asks for a clam land, it wouldn't be inappropriate to oblige.

"Can you believe Jimmy is passed out already?"

"Yea, that dickhead deserves a clam landing for being such a little bitch."

by Sauce Queen November 26, 2015

clam cough

An action normally associated with hacking up copious amounts of flem, snot or other horrendously disgusting and slimy things.

Not a pretty cough.

Definitely one of those coughs that make you feel bad about yourself after one slips out in public. Kind of like a clam who opens his mouth under water. Only instead of cute bubbles, it's totally heinous boogers

"Smoked a pouch of Bugler in one sitting, I'll have a clam cough for weeks."

by Rod Hamilton November 21, 2013