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trust fund child

a stuck up kid who lives off of daddys money aka paris hilton
trust fund child: im gunna buy a ferarri
parent: how are you going to pay?
tfc: your money!
by emo_kid224 April 28, 2006
mugGet the trust fund childmug.

Jerk Off Child

A Child not fathered by the act of coitus but by insert the male semen while or after a blowjob/handjob or jerking off.

This can happen by accident or on purpose.
during a 3 way, your father jerked off in another guy's mouth, who then ate out your mom. 9 months later she shat you out, jerk off child
by DaSaTo March 8, 2010
mugGet the Jerk Off Childmug.

Smoke Child

A black person's skin color which resembles smoke
Damn! You see that bitch she's a smoke child
by Raif December 21, 2004
mugGet the Smoke Childmug.

candy cane child

someone who completly obsesses over the White Stripes like enough to scare me
my sister is a candy cane child... god help me!!!!!!!!
by Donna October 27, 2003
mugGet the candy cane childmug.

Child Cybersex Trafficking

Usually when an older person would groom a minor to exploit them for sexual gratification. It is common for the Cyberpimp to receive money in return for the child doing Cybersex in a Chat-room or a livestream.
I was a victim of Child Cybersex Trafficking
by KINJIM August 16, 2020
mugGet the Child Cybersex Traffickingmug.

Fernando Man-child

A Fernando man- child is a huge retarded plumber. He often wrestles with his dad named Eddie who works at the same company and got him a job because Fernando Manchild is a very special boy. Is also known as that a Fernando man-child is usually gay and chases little boys in parks.
That must be a Fernando man-child because there's children around and he's touching himself
by Nssj1408 June 29, 2018
mugGet the Fernando Man-childmug.

thats not my child

Not the parent of an infant/infants
Baby, I went to the doctor and they said I'm pregnant!

What? thats not my child.. I never had sex with you.
by peace be still November 13, 2017
mugGet the thats not my childmug.

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