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Business Monday

Between 1800 to 0000 on a Sunday evening when most businesses are closed, and for all intents and purposes, it might as well be Monday.
T: "I've already got two things done off my to do list for this week."
A: "Don't you mean next week?"
T: "Yeah but it might as well be tomorrow now."
A: <shrugs> "Business Monday, innit."
by nekro3 May 16, 2018
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The Busy Wild

Riding reverse cowgirl while licking his balls.

Or an off-road trail in Elbe Hills, WA.
I was doing the busy wild and he shivered!
by Tricks911 November 23, 2024
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Jenny Craig is going out of business

Jenny Craig, the weight-loss brand that once touted celebrity endorsements from stars like Queen Latifah, Mariah Carey and Jason Alexander, is shutting down after four decades in business.

The Carlsbad, Calif.-based company, which offered coaching sessions and personalized meal plans, said Thursday it was canceling all online food orders and merchandise sales in corporate centers. It also stopped its coaching sessions, the company said.
Jenny Craig is going out of business News Article
by SPrice1980 May 5, 2023
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The Business

The definition of "The Business" is when referring to some that's very good.
You see a really nice jacket, you turn around and say "This jacket is the business"
by gudafi October 27, 2011
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Pretty Busy

Having no time at all for the usual life style like hanging out with the bros. Also the act of fornication that leads to lots of children
Garrett was pretty busy this weekend he had no time for the ladies!
by Fudgeywudgeyboo August 11, 2019
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Busy

Nosey.
In other people's business
Interfering
Stop being busy man..
You is so busy.
by Gman77 July 20, 2018
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Business Class

(noun)
The civilized part of an airplane where you sip sparkling wine at 35,000 feet and convince yourself you’ve “earned this” because you answered two emails last week. Nobody should know that you've ended up here because of a free upgrade to due capacity reasons. And dont forget that this is the part of the plane where flight attendants pretend to care more just because you might have paid their monthly income for just the one-way ticket.

Description:
A sanctuary of legroom and linen napkins, Business Class is where the Wi-Fi is faster, the air smells faintly of ambition, and the seat reclines further than most people’s life goals. It’s not just travel — it’s performance relaxation.

Population:
• Entrepreneurs who say “I don’t fly coach — not for vibrational reasons.”
• Tech bros typing on laptops that haven’t been turned on since boarding.
• People who post a photo of champagne with the caption “Grind never stops.” (yep, the ones who got that upgrade for free)

Side Effects:
• Using “jet lag” as an identity.
• Forgetting that the curtain behind you conceals the rest of humanity.
• Spontaneous urge to say “I’ll circle back” mid–glass of Chardonnay.
Ever since Brad flew Business Class once, he’s been calling the flight attendants ‘crew’ and complaining about turbulence like it’s a customer service issue.
by coral-coalson October 27, 2025
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