A Texas sunrise occurs when: at the break of dawn, while the victim lays peacefully asleep, the predator places a cowboy hat upon the sleeping victim's face, blocking out all light to their eyes, then removes the victim's pants or undergarments and firmly mounts the sleeping victim and forcefully inserts member unit A into desired orifice A.
In 1996, Vince Vaughan attended a gala in Hollywood, CA, where he was drinking heavily then cruised across town to a party at a friend's house. Andrew Robert Christ, an assosciate of Vaughan's, decided to take advantage of him in his inebriated state. Vince Vaughan partied for hours until roughly 3:46 AM, fell fast asleep. As this was a Halloween party, Vaughan was dressed as a spaceman, and Andrew as a cowboy. Andrew slowly but surely removed Vaughan's spaceman outfit complete with helmet and underlying undergarments, which took two hours to perform. By this time, the sun was rising, creating a beautiful crimson landscape, much like the sunrise of college station, Texas. At this point, Andrew Robert Chirst removed his cowboy hat and placed it firmly over Vince Vaughan's eyes, blocking all light from them. Sleekly removing his own cowboy garb, ARC sensually placed himself atop Vince Vaughan's sleeping body and forced Vaughn's morning erection within himself, causing him to wake. This act thoroughly confused Vaughan, the cowboy hat having blocked all light from his eyes. Vaughan, on many counts, has denied this act on many occasions, but the legend remains in the act known as the Texas sunrise.
In 1996, Vince Vaughan attended a gala in Hollywood, CA, where he was drinking heavily then cruised across town to a party at a friend's house. Andrew Robert Christ, an assosciate of Vaughan's, decided to take advantage of him in his inebriated state. Vince Vaughan partied for hours until roughly 3:46 AM, fell fast asleep. As this was a Halloween party, Vaughan was dressed as a spaceman, and Andrew as a cowboy. Andrew slowly but surely removed Vaughan's spaceman outfit complete with helmet and underlying undergarments, which took two hours to perform. By this time, the sun was rising, creating a beautiful crimson landscape, much like the sunrise of college station, Texas. At this point, Andrew Robert Chirst removed his cowboy hat and placed it firmly over Vince Vaughan's eyes, blocking all light from them. Sleekly removing his own cowboy garb, ARC sensually placed himself atop Vince Vaughan's sleeping body and forced Vaughn's morning erection within himself, causing him to wake. This act thoroughly confused Vaughan, the cowboy hat having blocked all light from his eyes. Vaughan, on many counts, has denied this act on many occasions, but the legend remains in the act known as the Texas sunrise.
by Andrew Robert Christ October 14, 2007
by oorza November 02, 2007
The sexual act when a man 1) pours barbecue sauce into a woman's vagina; 2) has sex with her; 3) then makes her lick the sauce and cum off of his penis; 4) finally the woman squirts the mixture up the man's ass hole.
Note: "Texas" comes from the use of barbecue sauce and the "cloverleaf" comes from the use of four steps.
Note: "Texas" comes from the use of barbecue sauce and the "cloverleaf" comes from the use of four steps.
Texas cloverleaf is way dirtier than the Louisiana Purchase.
by ben@ March 01, 2008
Texas Chrome; Silver (spray)paint. To Texas Chrome something is to paint it silver. Such as rims on a car.
by GrEmLiN76X July 02, 2005
"Hey guys, I wouldn't go in the bathroom for a while. I just stained the bowl with a serious bout of Texas tea.
by Hogmaster October 04, 2008
I had a hankering for some anal but all I could find in my cupboard was sweet baby rays so we had to do the Texas exit
by Lo down and dirty January 31, 2017
- So what happened to him?
- Got the 'ole texas brainshot.
- Ah, that's a shitty way to go.
or
- How's yer hunting? Heard you got 'cha a biggun th'udder day.
- Yep, gave him the ole' texas brainshot.
or
- You score with <woman> last night?
- Yea, man... texas brainshot!
- Nice.
- Got the 'ole texas brainshot.
- Ah, that's a shitty way to go.
or
- How's yer hunting? Heard you got 'cha a biggun th'udder day.
- Yep, gave him the ole' texas brainshot.
or
- You score with <woman> last night?
- Yea, man... texas brainshot!
- Nice.
by Foxhawk July 16, 2006