A table in a college or university canteen/cafeteria that is located beside several power outlets. Commonly claimed by several science students or other computer geeks and manned/womaned almost all day by at least one person. If an outsider sits near them for the purpose of using a free outlet it is considered very rude to those in the nerd group.
Dan: Sh#t, my laptop battery's almost dead but there's no free nerd tables.
Jim: Just sit over there with those ones, they won't bite.
Dan: That short chick from Dental Nursing will...
Jim: Just sit over there with those ones, they won't bite.
Dan: That short chick from Dental Nursing will...
by tehferalhamster August 25, 2010
Get the Nerd Tablemug. by Stacy McKeen March 9, 2020
Get the national broken table appreciation daymug. by Lochhunter64BitGOD September 3, 2021
Get the Minecraft Crafting Tablemug. 
by Medoh July 26, 2022
Get the ate the whole tablemug. The lunch table designated for people who are deathly allergic to peanuts to eat at. Usually accompanied by an unoriginal No Peanuts or Tree Nuts sign. Many members of the table are part of a cult organization called Deez Nuts inc. which aims to assassinate the board of directors of the Planters Nut & Chocolate Company. Sometimes used by normal people to help gather their energy to fight through No Nut November.
Cole: Jimmy why are you sitting at the Peanut Free Table?
Jimmy: I am gathering my inner chi to finish the last 7 days of No Nut November.
Cole: Damn I already failed that day 1.
Jimmy: I am gathering my inner chi to finish the last 7 days of No Nut November.
Cole: Damn I already failed that day 1.
by Track and Shield November 10, 2021
Get the Peanut Free Tablemug. Smart table isn't something you can be on or sit on or work on.It is a non-physical concept older than space and time itself; it is something you know you are a part of once you have achieved greatness. Simply a gift from God.
by Daddylonglegs17 January 23, 2018
Get the smart tablemug.