Someone who does not realize they are being hit on by someone of the same gender. This person may seem to be attracted to someone of their same gender because of their unintentional flirtiness. However, the straight aura exudes from them in waves.
Example 1:
Linda: Cheryl, it is obvious she was trying to get with you.
Cheryl: No she wasn't. She was just being really nice.
Linda: You know you are so painfully straight.
Example 2:
Jake: Bro, you were hardcore flirting with him.
Luke: No I wasn't. I was just making conversation.
Jake: Well it seemed might more than that. The guy was legit getting lusty eyes for you.
Example 3:
No homo.
Linda: Cheryl, it is obvious she was trying to get with you.
Cheryl: No she wasn't. She was just being really nice.
Linda: You know you are so painfully straight.
Example 2:
Jake: Bro, you were hardcore flirting with him.
Luke: No I wasn't. I was just making conversation.
Jake: Well it seemed might more than that. The guy was legit getting lusty eyes for you.
Example 3:
No homo.
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A "sexuality" made up by transphobic straight people. It means that they will date someone of the opposite gender, excluding transgenders. Their main objective is to guilt trip people into thinking they belong in the LGBT community and that they're opressed.
Person 1: I'm super straight.
Person 2: What? What is that?
Person 1: It means I won't date transgender people by any means. You could mistake it by a transphobe, but don't do it! I'm absolutely, 100%, not a transphobe, and i'm a part of the LGBT community.
Person 2: ....... so you're a transphobe.
Person 1: NO I'M N
Person 2: What? What is that?
Person 1: It means I won't date transgender people by any means. You could mistake it by a transphobe, but don't do it! I'm absolutely, 100%, not a transphobe, and i'm a part of the LGBT community.
Person 2: ....... so you're a transphobe.
Person 1: NO I'M N
by StraightPhobe121 March 8, 2021
Get the Super Straight mug.Intense, seething hatred for straight people, especially straight males. This is characterized by housing discrimination and fantasies related to the eroticism of straight male degradation. This view is often held by people of Gay Culture who feel <b>disdain</b> towards the heterosexual male and his dominating tendencies.
" I just felt such straightred in that boutique with Melanie."
" Sky held straightred for Nick because of Nick's aggressive domination in household matters."
"I have such straightred for this place, it's as though everyone is waiting to be fertilized."
" Sky held straightred for Nick because of Nick's aggressive domination in household matters."
"I have such straightred for this place, it's as though everyone is waiting to be fertilized."
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Jane: Did you hear?
Penny: What, did Fat Felicia have liposuction?
Jane: Sara and Leslie had a Straight Lesbian Hook Up!
Penny: But they have boyfriends!
Jane: So do I but I had sex with Ellie!
Penny: WHY ARE ALL THE STRAIGHT GIRLS SLEEPING WITH THEIR FRIENDS WHILE THEY HAVE BOYFRIENDS!
Penny: What, did Fat Felicia have liposuction?
Jane: Sara and Leslie had a Straight Lesbian Hook Up!
Penny: But they have boyfriends!
Jane: So do I but I had sex with Ellie!
Penny: WHY ARE ALL THE STRAIGHT GIRLS SLEEPING WITH THEIR FRIENDS WHILE THEY HAVE BOYFRIENDS!
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Xavier applied for today's motivational lecture, but Jenn was being a Straight Dyke reiterating that it was for women's only.
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