Dip Status

When you want to break up with your girlfriend but you're too much of a pussy to do it like a "big boy".

Can also be used to say that you are leaving a place or area.

"Dude are you breaking up with me?"
"YUP, DIP STATUS."

OR

"YO, I'm going to DIP I'll see you later."

by Look At Flowers April 18, 2010

Pretzel Statue

The Pretzel Statue is a position used during sexual intercourse between two males, usually one will have his ass pointed to the ceiling with the highest hopes of getting climaxed in the anal sphinter. The other male will be faced horizontal with his genitals in the other males anal hole and will be aggressively pounding the hole.

Me and my buddy did the Pretzel Statue last week.

by jelqingjerry17 May 25, 2024

Meat statue

A nice looking man or men that you observe from afar. A male distraction.

I was unable to perform my work duties because a handsome meat statue was in my area.

by EQuotationmark March 2, 2022

Status Number

The number of dicks one has sucked in the last 3 months divided by 4

My status number is 3.25( has sucked 13 dicks in the last 3 months)

by King Co July 6, 2021

Slick Status

Smooth, cool, awesome, too legit too quit, fly beyond belief, pulling off what others cant

"Man, you are so fly, how do you do it"

"Just living Slick Status"

by Hollywood JAmes December 14, 2012

Status - Cucked

A term to describe a specific CRM related phenomenon; or issue, real or apparent, in certain support-focused occupations, most commonly in the Online Product Development Market, i.e. starting work on a ticket to quickly realize it has just been solved by a colleague, but didn't appear as so because it's *Ticket Status:* wasn't updated to reflect said completion.

"@coworker, you've completed ticket X but you didn't revert its status back to "Sent for development".
"I got really excited by it and quickly posted @Department that I'll handle it."
"When I scrolled to the last update I was saddened that the ticket was already handled like used goods."
"You Status - Cucked me @coworker, how could you."

by WorkingWorkerAtOnBreak@Work June 7, 2021

Status Chase Me, Bro

A defiant, ironic retort to overtly degrading remarks that exposes unconscious social dominance, especially when disguised as friendliness, advice, or validation. It calls out the constant performance of worth through metrics, scores, or emotional leverage used to claim authority or control.

Rejects the idea that status must be “earned” through approval, achievements, or moral superiority. Instead, it challenges the entire game: “You don’t get to set the terms. Stop using validation as currency. Influence isn’t claimed, it’s given freely, not taken through manipulation.”

Reject both status games and gendered put-downs. Demand autonomy and mutual respect, not hierarchy.

status chase me, bro -- I’m not here to validate your grind.

by L15t3Nr December 7, 2025