With a bit of spit it, everything will fit

The age-old secret of using a little saliva as a makeshift lubricant, turning the impossible into the possible.

It winks at the art of navigating tight squeezes and snug fits, whether in life’s little physical challenges or its more intimate encounters.

- Amazed that this phrase hadn’t been recorded yet, I felt compelled to share this ancient wisdom with the world. I could even win us the war agains the aliens oneway (along duct-tape, WD40 and tyraps).

“When the key wouldn’t turn in the lock, she leaned in close and whispered, ‘Remember, with a bit of spit it, everything will fit.’ And just like that, the door swung open as if it had been waiting for her touch.”

by Guydelastep February 26, 2024

Unicorn Spit

When you bust your nut in someones mouth and while their mouth is open throw a handful of rainbow glitter into their mouth also. Therefore the receiver will spit the contents in their mouth out on the floor.

Im gonna teach the bro's mrs what unicorn spit is!

by Benfkn10 February 27, 2024

Spitting Sally

A spitting sally is when you spit in your hand to jack off

Give yourself a spitting sally

by ashman2 March 11, 2024

spit

what you should be doing in my mouth right now

please daddy spit in my mouth

by h0rnybaby July 11, 2022

spit sticker

A brimless hat worn by men who belong to the Jewish faith. It’s also called a Kippot or a Yamaka. . .

Not that guy, the one standing next to him wearing the blue Polo and the Spit Sticker.

by TrvlnNubian July 11, 2022

Trash Spit

Trash Spit or Trash Spitting is when a person is getting off on being mean.

Jeffrey: You're a lovely person and all but this is my cake. Go starve away from me.
Linda starts crying. Isaac tries to make her feel better.
Isaac: Don't bother about Jeffrey, it was trash spit. Also, he eats used condoms for breakfast.

by Alessio Datura July 17, 2022

spitting in her letterbox

Climaxing with very little ejaculate

As I’d already blown my load in her mouth, when I finished actual intercourse it was like spitting in her letterbox.

by Mr Rusty July 18, 2022