spanger

N. an accidental fool, a term used to tease a person that has made a mistake. a less provocative word as substitute for wanker
origin. wanker, spanker, wanger
pronounced. spang-er (ryhmes with tang-er)

someone purchases a packet of rice crisps when asked to buy potato chips... you "spanger"

by suffer me no more January 22, 2008

Stinger

While in the act of masturbation you get yourself to a peeking point when you feel like you might blow your load, then you sit on your thumb right before you blow.

I was totally getting off last night by giving myself the stinger

by bobak-mcpubic`1 June 30, 2009

Ink slinger

A person who can cum really far, usually up the back of someone after withdrawing from anal sex.

I was fucked by the biggest ink slinger last night. He pulled out and shot his cum so far up my back it splatted my hair.

That hunk is such an olympic ink slinger. He shot it so far it blew a hole in the wall!

by Talli Wacker February 8, 2018

African fidget spinner

The act of poking a hole in your fidget spinner and sticking your dick through it while looking at African children.

I went to Africa and showed the kids an African fidget spinner!

by FanBlad;''e&%$#666 December 14, 2017

marla singer

Another phrase for the name Emma

hey marla singer! were so punk rock

by ema..... August 21, 2006

spinner

a slang word used to denote a woman; as in a fishing lure: A top water spinner bait = a perfect 10; a bottom dragginf crank bait = an ugly skank. Other forms: spin, spin piece, top water spin.

She is a top water spin; Shes is a definite spin piece

by weird walt February 11, 2003

spanger

Someone (a cunt) who is a huge pain in the ass but doesn't really mean to be one, althou they cant help it they were born that way.

Spanger - " Can i get more of my vocals in the foldback on stage please, i cant hear myself"

Sound guy 1 - " Is that guy serious, he is standing 20m in front of the stage. How the fuck is he going to hear himself from on stage anyway."

Sound Guy 2 - He's a Spanger, he can do anything.

Sond Guy 1- " Fucking Spangers"

by Darkest March 1, 2010