california spider

The act of sucking multiple ducks in the middle of a porta-potty in fucking Denver.
Dude, that was a totally sick California Spider last night! We gotta do it again.
by Yung Kringe January 23, 2017
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Meth spider

The African flick flak spider
by Weemurph February 13, 2022
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flaming spider

Everyone’s ideal image of what to do with a spider, yet so volitle it can burn an apartment complex down.
I wanted to turn that bastard into a flaming spider! But I was afraid it would light my mattress on fire.
by Shortbus January 09, 2018
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Spider-man birthday cake

when you roll one of your cousins in a carpet, cut a hole in it and fuck their ass while they cry.
"Stop it jimmy, I don't want to be the spider-man birthday cake this time"!
by bongusdongus July 29, 2022
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Spider-Man a Bathroom

While occupying a bathroom stall, the act of urination and/or defication from an elevated horizontal body position, achieved by propping oneself in the air with arms and feet pressed against the walls.
To Spider-Man a Bathroom.

Example (past tense): I spider-manned that truck stop bathroom so my pants didn’t have to touch the nasty floor…which is now even nastier, because I couldn’t aim for shit.
by Pteropus December 15, 2023
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spider dance

When one person sits on a toilet and another person pees between their legs
“Despite how how much we’d had to drink, we pulled off a successful spider dance.”

“It was a fantastically romantic evening. We ate and drank and spider danced the night away.”
by perfectcussion April 09, 2021
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reggie spider man

when your having sexual intercourse with a man or women and pull out and cum in your hand and throw it at there face
bro i just gave jenny a reggie spider man
by iballlick June 14, 2020
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