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Spider Man Networking

To continually link your computer to different wireless internet networks, usually while moving in a vehicle.
Jim really needed to finish downloading his music, so he was spider man networking all across town.
by schizoreindeer August 13, 2010
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Spider-man glove

When someone gets drunk and puts on a toy spider-man glove on and jacks off with it then they proceed to go around giving everyone high-fives ad slapping them on the face with their gloved hand.
We got joey so wasted last night he pulled a spider-man glove.
by a. dow. February 27, 2011
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spidertime

a period of time when emails, phone calls or any other work functions are missed or delayed due to a massive spider being present in the workplace.
We apologize for the delay in processing your order, our office was in spidertime from 8am until 10am
by t4tt00 April 16, 2011
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Spider Sweep

the process of searching one's bedroom or general sleeping area for arachnids due to an excessive amount of paranoia. A successful spider sweep results in the death of all arachnids within a ten foot radius of one's sleeping apparatus.
I did a spider sweep last night and killed seven spiders!
by Mojojoejoe July 7, 2011
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spidertary

Full of spiders. Overrun with spiders. Characterized by an overabundance of spiders. Pretty much describes the opposite of what an arachnophone wants.
Put Sean in spidertary confinement. One month.
by lordjord May 30, 2013
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spiderwanking

When you spend far too much time detailing a technical drawing. When a drawing can be produced with significant detail to carry out the manufacture but instead 3 days is spent highly detailing the drawing. By J.A.K. Baljaffray, Glasgow
You have been spiderwanking meaning you have spent far to much time and effort on a job over complicating it eg when drawing a section of steelwork you spend time embossing the steel with letters and numbers in a model
by Triboner September 12, 2014
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spidant

it's a spider that looks like an ant
a spidant just crawled on my arm, ew
by smartperson123 July 29, 2015
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