sloppy dice

Noun. Also known as 76, derived from Rule #76 - no excuses, play like a champion. A game that'll loosen morals, challenge friendships and ensure that you're B.A.C. is at a Sheen level throughout. There is no victor, everyone wins and loses and the game concludes when all parties are physically incapable of consuming copious quantities of alcohol.

Dude I played sloppy dice last night - broke up with my girlfriend, shit my pants and went to jail. You tryin to play again tonight?

by StonedWall Jackson January 17, 2014

sloppy lawn

When an unshaven females genitalia has been ejaculated upon.

"My girl has the best sloppy lawn"

by TitsTami May 23, 2014

sloppy carson

A sudden wet messy eruption of shit in your pants that runs down your leg. Usually preceded by binge drinking and drug use. Often occurring in elevators of hotels.

I was just going back to the room to get more cash, but I had a sloppy carson in the elevator and had to get in the shower.

by Longduff August 26, 2014

Soapy Handshake

An expected embrace that leaves one desiring more.

I took Emily out for a fancy dinner and all I got was a soapy handshake.

by ThunderChief November 27, 2014

Sloppy Greek Exit

When, during anal sex, after ejaculating in someone's rectum, you pull out so quickly that it explodes outward everywhere. Or, when the country Greece leaves the European Union in horrible fashion.

I was plowing that girl in the ass last night, blew a huge load deep inside her, and then popped my cock out so fast it erupted everywhere like Mt. Vesuvius! Such a sloppy greek exit!

by JPiddy118 July 13, 2015

Sloppy Trumpet

1 - A mishandling of important paperwork that negatively impacts the team.
2 - When you are going down on your man/woman/tran and they blow diarrhea on you.

Did you hear about Tina? Her sloppy trumpet is really making a mess of things.

by dougfischer August 17, 2015

sloppy volcano

When you pour gasoline into your vagina, light it up and orgasm over the pain.

Person 1: How did Renay burn that?

Person 2: I heard she did a sloppy volcano

Person 3: I thought she got charzard-ed.

Person 1: Oh my god, no way, she is such a horny slut.

by UndercoverUxie November 2, 2015