skeet fountain

a spring or source of water that spits out fluid inconsistently and erratically much like a penis ejaculates semen.

Went to go and get a drink and that damn skeet fountain spit water all up on me.

by Sir Squarepants July 1, 2009

Skeet

The act of doing something or going somewhere

“Skeet skeet bouta beat my meat”
“Ima skeet out of here”

by Terry kush July 15, 2019

Skeet dreams

The act of ejaculating on a passed out drunk girl

"I took this chick home from the bar but before i could get it in she was passed out drunk . So i kissed her forehead and told her ""skeet dreams!" and proceded to nut on her hair.

by tla1982 October 25, 2011

skeet scoot

Our master skeet scoot shall never be seen but if your children magically have scooters you know hes after them. He will MAKE THEM part of his army of skeet scooters.

Ill skeet scoot ur soul

by Ya boi demon April 2, 2019

bout to go skeet

when you are going skeeing

-hey bro im bout to go skeet

-sick can i go to

-sure, but dont tell my girlfriend
-ofcourse bro

by Nogli October 28, 2021

Skeet Sheet

A sheet of paper with a picture of a woman's face on it (preferably mouth open tongue out) used to practice skeet shooting

This picture of my favorite celebritie is going to make the best Skeet Sheet

by Buckarooman710 January 12, 2017

skeeted

The term "skeeted" is frequently heard on the "Skeeter Jean" YouTube channel. They uses this expression to predators who have been busted in the act of getting cupcakes!

Skeet Hansen - "You just got skeeted!"

40 year old man - "Awh man.."

by anonymous July 9, 2024