Boxer-shuffle

The noise of boxers coming off

We were laying in bed and then I heard the boxer-shuffle; I knew he took his boxers off.

by LILJAYLICH September 18, 2017

Stoma Stuffing

Fucking the stoma hole until you cum in it and choke the person to death.

Woman: Why isnt Sally at the party?

Me: I gave her a Stoma Stuffing last night. Her funeral is tomorrow.

by Peesalot July 12, 2017

holiday stuffer

Someone who you bring to the holidays so you aren’t alone and have someone to bone after dealing with your family all day.

“Jeanette at work and I both agreed to be each other’s Holiday Stuffers this year!”

by Thehiddennerd December 22, 2017

jewish shuffle

The jewish shuffle is what a guy does when it's time to pay his share of the bill and can't seem to locate his wallet. Instead of producing the cash he begins patting himself down and exhibits a dumb look on his face while explaining that he can't find his wallet. This is usually followed by him asking his friends to knock out his share of the bill.

Shit! That sorry bum Trevor just busted out with the Jewish Shuffle after we ordered food at Burger King. His broke ass never has any cash!

by Gatemouth brown January 4, 2018

Wright Stuffed

When you’re making love and Ken comes over your shoulder to correct every move you’re making because they aren’t Wright.

I was having sex with a girl and got Wright stuffed.

by Pine City May 23, 2018

Bun Stuffer

A non-paid assistant with daytime availability to embed a cylindrical, semi-recognizable meat product into a gluten-laden bed of carbohydrates. Originating from the Wiltse region of Penticton, British Columbia. Must have an aptitude for social interaction amid pork products and a commitment to hygiene.

Friday is Hot Dog Day! Please join us to help stuff some buns! Bun stuffers assemble at 11 in the music room!

by Wiltse fun puffer May 30, 2018

Locally shuffle

The act of shuffling cards on a smaller, more intimate scale. Allegedly done because it is simply too much to shuffle an entire deck at one time.

Nicole was deemed insufficent at shuffling cards on her own. Therefore, Josh (like a knight in shining armor) came through when he locally shuffled the card deck.

by JoeyBigToes December 25, 2018