Elijah: Omg Joshah, do you know what day it is?
Joshah: What is today?
Elijah: It is National Joshah shoot your shot already day.
Joshah: Woah that’s insane! Seems like it’s my destiny.
Joshah: Karah, do you wanna go out for a date.
Karah: No, ur shmoto is too small.
Elijah: it’s okay Joshah, you have next year.
Elijah: *goes down on his knees, and starts sucking Joshah off*
Joshah: What is today?
Elijah: It is National Joshah shoot your shot already day.
Joshah: Woah that’s insane! Seems like it’s my destiny.
Joshah: Karah, do you wanna go out for a date.
Karah: No, ur shmoto is too small.
Elijah: it’s okay Joshah, you have next year.
Elijah: *goes down on his knees, and starts sucking Joshah off*
by CautiousTuna85 November 16, 2020
Get the National Joshah shoot your shot already daymug. Threatening to shoot someone in the head like congresswoman Gabrielle Gifford, who got shot
(in the head at close-range) along with a dozen
other people in the tragic Tuscon, Arizona shooting.
(in the head at close-range) along with a dozen
other people in the tragic Tuscon, Arizona shooting.
Bank Robber: "Put the fucking cash in the bag! Do it now and make it quick, or I'll shoot you in the head like the fucking congresswoman!"
by ribetab January 11, 2011
Get the I'll shoot you in the head like the fucking congresswoman!mug. Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars?i could really use a wish right now wish right now wish right now.
Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? I could really use a wish right now wish right now wish right now.
by Isnotfiveweenies August 1, 2021
Get the Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? I could really use a wish right now wish right now wish right nowmug. Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!
A childrens nursery rhyme aimed at teaching people how to fuck.
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A childrens nursery rhyme aimed at teaching people how to fuck.
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by Thlayli February 22, 2003
Get the Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!mug. Feisty cried out with passionate gasps while shooting a smiley all over the handsome face of her current beau.
by feistynaughty October 14, 2017
Get the Shooting a smileymug. To swing your foot toward someone who is in front of you ankle while they are running. This causes one foot to hook the other causing them to fall. If the other is walking, it’s called slipping the kag.
Dickie grabbed my hat off my head and was running in front of me, causing me to shoot the kag. He tumbled on the ground and started crying.
by Wildcatridge June 10, 2021
Get the Shoot the kagmug. Hey you know let me put it to you this way MANDALAY BAY SHOOTINGS SENDSURROUND as major players will be listed after a WEIGHTING can be determined , so this UPCOMING VERY IMPORTANT DEFINITION is on temporary hold but this TANTAMOUNT ONE will be sent to APPRISE OF THIS STELLAR NEW FINDINGS that will be summarized soon in a CONCISE and TO THE POINTS MANNERS.
by .MANDATORY SHITEATER May 23, 2022
Get the MANDALAY BAY SHOOTINGS SENDSURROUNDmug.