scroll shame

The feeling of regret after having wasted far too much time scrolling aimlessly over social networks instead of spending the time doing something productive.

"I’ve got serious scroll shame today. I just spent 25 minutes scrolling and falling down one clickbait rabbit hole after another. I could have got so much done already but now I’m out of time".

by Stivchik December 15, 2017

Speed shaming

When you make fun of people with trash Wi-Fi

Hey bro your Wi-Fi sucks ass.

Dude stop speed shaming

by Isherkedyomo June 12, 2021

Dickshart Shame Smellington the turd

Another name for Richard James Ellington the third. He’s very good at procrastinating and somehow (cheated) pulled off a four in AP seminar. Richard is really good at predicting the future (because he’s an alien) ((looks the same too)) Richard smells like cheese and likes to cheese me. He is super gay and loves scissoring with Duane. Amen.

Are you Dickshart Shame Smellington the turds girlfriend?
No, his heart is taken by Duane Jauns. 😔
Damn.

by anonymous December 8, 2023

shame fame

When someone does something atrocious and becomes famous for it.

Ted Bundy got shame fame after he went to prison.

by 13After12 May 27, 2022

Bald shaming

Someone who shames a bald person, because they are bald.

A man was bald shaming a child because he has cancer.

by Thesodadrinkers October 11, 2021

International Shane shaming day

The international Shane Shaming Day (SSD) accures on the 6th of December, a day when you can (and should) publicly shame any human begin named "Shane". Have fun.

Person K: Omg Shane said he loves me, what an idiot!

Person V: yeah he's so dumb. I'm going to post that on Twitter. International Shane shaming day is today!

by MysticViolet December 5, 2023

burrito shaming

Judging a mexican restaraunt on the quality of their burritos

"Yeah theyr open 24 hours but they put entire leaves of lettuce and fat tomato slices in the burritos" you are burrito shaming a place

by squarepizza February 28, 2016