Sarverometry

A world-wide math technique used by the most profound business men alive. To convert your numbers into Sarverometry numbers, simply divide the number by 2 and then multiply the product by 10.5 then add two zeros on the end and there you have it. Simply put - (X/2)(10.5)+(p00)

The government says I make $2,000 a year but since I coverted to Sarverometry I now made well over a million.

by Pat February 12, 2005

Serfering

Serfering somebody means landing on them from above killing them in the process. This was first demonstrated by Serfer, and hence is now named after him.

Stygian jumped out of the plane and landed first, only to suffer a Serfering at the feet of Serfer.

by Ignitor September 16, 2008

servemail

e-mail delivered to serve a specific purpose.

What servemail will they think of dishing up next?

by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008

Severally

To an extreme extent; the adverbial form of several, meaning more than one.

"I am severally jealous of your boyfriend."

"Yeah he cheated, and I was severally pissed."

by citrusandice January 23, 2009

Severequeque

1. -N- When you can't come up with a word for something and don't know what to say so you use it as a filler word.

I didn't know what to do with the severequeque in the attic so I put it aside with the other junk.

by Airolg Zeugirdor February 4, 2010

Smervert

A person who never actually got any, resulting in him/her being a creepy, socially awkward, pervert.

This person also might be unaware of his/her personal hygiene, causing them to be not only creepy, but also stinky.

Dude, my co-worker is such a Smervert.

by misstopaz April 13, 2011

smerver

1. A mis-pronunciation of server.
2. A malfunctioning server.

3. The action of any electronic device or computer that bombards you with random content as if it is mindless.

Smerrandomirrelevantoff topicmalfunctionserver

"I went to that website you recommended and the smerver totally smerred me! I couldn't find a thing."

"My phone is such a smerver, it's been giving me false alerts all day!"

Smerrandomirrelevantoff topicmalfunctionserver

by nuntius-rex May 9, 2011